[b]...Good evening dear friends!...hope your evening is going on smoothly!

here are some things you should never tell a lady....

1....TELLING A LADY YOU CAN DIE FOR HER!

this is just an expression of low self worth,a Lot of ladies are beginning to see through this deceptive line.At the end of the day,they discover the guy can't even kill a cockroach for them.These words are just selfish!


2.....I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER!

As strange as this may sound,some guys still say this to a lady.Ladies,if a guy tells you this,please kick him out of your house and life,he doesn't love you!...thanks in advance!


3....DESCRIBING EX IN WORST WORDS.

well,I guess if you are not reserved with him,he might even describe you worst with his next lady.If you breakup with a Lady,old things have passed away,behold all things have become new!

don't think you can buy your lady's heart by painting your ex with despicable terms....if she is shrewd,she will refuse you!


4.....YEA SHE'S HOT!.....

She might lure you in with an innocent question like "do you think she's cute?"...don't be fooled,you must lie quickly and reflexively.the answer is always no!in fact you win extra points for casually finding faults in her...watch your girlfriend light up as you say.."is it me,or is her ear a bit weird?"


5......MY EX USED TO......

Avoid comparing your lady to any other woman,whether she looks like an Alger or reminds you of someone(probably your ex)beautiful....being compared to another woman,no matter how positively,leaves too much room for misinterpretation.....there are inside thoughts and outside thoughts,this belongs firmly to the former category!

6....add yours my fellow ladies!

I stand to be corrected tho...

*adjust my spec*
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cc. lalasticlala
farano
mynd44
rocktation....

You are fat!





Naaaah. Dnt ever try say dat. She'll hate u to the bones

Lol I say this everyday to me wife except the mother part

Strahovski1:
Lol I say this everyday to me wife except the mother part

Indian Babu, so you sef get wife?.

NO 1. I CAN DIE FOR YOU::




I resemble Jesus?

NO 2. I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER! ::



Wait O, mama wen born me? Or my adopted mama?

NO 3.DESCRIBING EX IN WORST WORDS.



Look at this one ooo, Werrin consern me and yhur Ex? Shey your EX face na shop rite? Open your legs Joor

NO 4. YEA SHE'S HOT!. ::




Yes!! Yes!! She is HOT, Oya sue me.
Why u go wan tempt me ni? I resemble Judas?

NO 5. MY EX USED TO :::



Oh, please if my Ex fine like Kim Kardashian, why won't i say it?



If these things pain you, fishes full ocean oo

No TIME JOOR

No.1 is so old

I don't hear that anymore.

7. THE MOST IMPORTANT

"I'm broke"


Juss forget it if na 9ja lady

Ok..what else dont I know? hmmmmm...

vargasvictory:
7. THE MOST IMPORTANT

im broke


Juss forget it if na 9ja lady

lots of sense in this

#clearsthroat...



Sorry, is there any other way to tell a lady she has mouth or body odour


Yes! Just buy her smart, boss and those hausa perfumes... And get her the combo of closeup, maclean, oral b... Then she will understand!


If she doesn't, abeg run for your life!

vizkiz:


so I should die for you then you go out with another guy a month after abi? Wicked girl Lol

but Nah on a serious note. I wouldn't wanna lose someone I cherish.

H

hmmm....

Abegi, who get BLACKBERRY CHARGER for here...
Tis OP don carry ha Epistle scatter ma battery. kwa

vizkiz:


so instead of saying "I'll die for you" ... I'll rather say "I'll stand by you"

You'll tell her that.

Just passing

1) How much do u need?
2) Let go shopping.
3) Send me ur account no.
4) Take money!
5) Money!! money!! money!!! money!!!!

vizkiz:


only if she is from a wealthy background. Make girl no go turn me to atm

Well, True love doesn't care about financial status.








Nah joke o

SMH....who woman don EPP?

2.....I LOVE YOU PASS MY MOTHER!shocked

As strange as this may sound,some guys still say this to a lady.Ladies,if a guy tells you this,please kick him out of your house and life,he doesn't love you!...thanks in advance!wink....


Chai....MOTHER and SON are like BREAD and BUTTER.........


Most guys no dey use der Mama play.....

Laveda:
No.1 is so old

I don't hear that anymore.

But ah can die for you na

Dis girl don rubbish my pick up lines..

vizkiz:


you better be joking

I dey think say I don dey dollarland when I saw that comment

But Vic, girls love for real.
Sometimes it's not always about the money.. Sometimes the person just wants happiness..

This generalization is getting crazy.

slyIsaac:

But ah can die for you na

Nah, I wouldn't want that..
Life is good bro √√√

Abeg refiner I don't understand dat no. 4.It sounds lyk a trap coz 4rm d little I knw gals love compliments

Booking space first.

my queen! we done hear.