Written by Tz Iphekitan (09034368823)
It all started on a Saturday evening, I headed out to church for choir rehearsal.
During the rehearsal I stepped out to purchase sachet water because I was somehow thirsty, I walk few meters to the right, and then I sighted a shop.
I approach the shop and said “who is there? I want to buy something!”, then a girl came out of the shop, I was like, damn see stature, as in this bae was hot, she was endowed with both front and back, she said “what do you want?” , in short I bought the sachet water and went back to church.
After rehearsals I approach a close female pal of mine, Jane by name, I told her about the girl, she was like “lol. My junior brother’s mate, she just have a big stature ni”. I was like no lele, I told her to connect me with her, and she was like laye. I sha boned and went home thinking of this amazing girl I just saw. Day after day I do pass around the shop but she’s not always there. So I moved on.
Around March I started learning computer engineering, the office I was learning it was opposite the shop I saw that girl the other day. The road was a main road so our shops were on each side. I later got to see a woman there which my guess was that she’s the girls mum. One of those days while I was sitting outside the office, I saw her mum in trousers for the first time; I was like “jesu! Allihamduliliah!” as in the woman was fucking hot! She has huge nice ass, I never stopped picturing the woman in my head for the rest of the day. Later on I came to my senses, I was like “o boy don’t kill yourself o, she’s married ke, yet you are committing adultery for your mind” and I am a Christian for that matter, thou not a born again, just a regular church goer.
Two months later I met another chick in my area zainnab by name, I met her through my younger sister sha. I had no feelings for her , calm down I wasn’t that bad, we do chat a lot on 2go then, during one of those chatting of ours , she uploaded the pix that girl that I once had crush on as her dp. Mehn mo shope, I told her about the girl, she was like they were friends and schoolmates, and she told me a lot about the girl sha including her name “ope”, and that they attend FEGGO, a federal government school, I was like no wonder she suddenly disappeared , so she was in a boarding school. Zainnab sha gave me her username, for weeks she didn’t accept my friend request.
On another fateful day during one of the chats between I and zainnab, by then she has fully trusted me , because I do advice her about her relationship issues and other things, so by then we were very close, so on these fateful evening I felt she was in a good mood, and I brought up ope’s issue again. This time she listened to me carefully, and decided she would assist me. Not up to five minutes after the conversation between I and zainnab, ope accepted my friend request. That day I eventually slept early so I didn’t message her.
The following day which was a Monday, I went to office casually for the day’s work. Then I sighted this ope across at her mum’s shop, I decided I would approach her, so I waited till she was the only one in shop. I brought out the last amount on me 100 naira, and crossed to the other side, went to her shop, I greeted her and said I want to buy viju milk, she was smiling calmly and she turned around to go inside, and her ass was facing me in her tight fitted jean trousers, I was like God just a chance!. She came out and handed the viju over to me with the straw, my eyes were fixed on hers , I guess she must have been embarrass by that self, by the time I came back to my senses. I thanked her, paid and went straight back to my office. Picked up my phone sharply, turned on my data, switch to 2go, God willingly I met her online, I started chatting with her, I introduced myself. She introduced herself also, later on she request to see my pix, so I uploaded my pix as dp, she was like wasn’t I the guy who came to buy viju moments ago, I told her I was the one. She said okay, soonest we became close friends online because am always keeping her company online day and night. Soon I started caring for her, I later set my plan into motion on a Sunday evening during one of our lovely chats I asked her out, she was like “hmm too fast let’s take things slow, please give me some days to think about it”. I boned and told her no problem.
To be continued

Immediately I connected to zainnab and told her how far have went, she said I should leave the rest to her. Few days later I just saw her message online “OK I will give you a chance, besides you seem cool”, I jubilated straight up called zainnab and thanked her , I asked ope for her number, called her also thanked her for giving me a chance and promised to be a good bf. And that’s how my first relationship started, but she was somehow cold to me, she later told me that she gave me yes out of pressure from zainnab that she really has no feelings for me yet. I was like hmm OK, I would try my possible best to win your heart, and she answered “game on”. From then I was very caring towards her and gave her all my attention, am always chatting with her and calling her, I was there for her in difficult situations.
A day before she was to leave for school resumption back, I saw her message to me online.
“I love you a lot and you are the best thing that has ever happened to me, in you I find joy and comfort, I won’t ever let go of you”
On seeing that message mehn mo shope. I thanked her and reassured her I love her too and she won’t ever lose me. And wish her safe journey back to school.
For weeks I was unable to contact ope because she was in a boarding school. So I decided to search for a new chick.
Along the line I met this light in complexion girl with a big back side, Quincy by name. I actually met her via a friend of mine called Sir Kay. He was a guy who was just getting jahsified, so he called her on my phone on one fateful day and forgot to delete the number, and as a sharp nigga I stored the number, and called the girl later at night. The girl fell for my voice on the phone. I actually hided my identity then, told her my name is Henry, later when she was used to me I told her my real name. She’s always sending please call me to me, and god helping at that moment MTN gave me 3000 naira bonus. So I just they form rich kid, I do call her regularly till she initiated the idea of me visiting her, to which I agreed.
So one of these day I decided to visit her, I got to her house, which compound wasn’t fenced and was like an open field, so any passerby would see person easily, while I was there she didn’t tell me to come inside, to spoil all things she brought out a bench and we sat outside. Guess what another woman joined us on the bench, which I later got to know was her mum. I was damn nervous mehn. Before I left there the dad also arrived and went inside. I was thinking in my mind that is this girl crazy. We were sha gisting about normal stuffs, when it was around 5pm I just sensed that this route my pman do pass home so I just told her am ready to take my leave. Guess what! She said bye, am free. She didn’t even escort me, chai was damn pissed. I just left there and run home.
TO BE CONTINUED

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