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Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Riogeese(m): 1:46pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in; *PASTOR: How are you? *ME: I'm fine Daddy. *PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. *ME: (No reply)' *PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success! *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family. *ME: (No reply) * PASTOR: My son are you there? *ME: Yes Daddy! * PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings. *ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir! *PASTOR: Alright my son. *ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family, *PASTOR: (No reply). *ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members. *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir! *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the annointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)! *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. *PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.... Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria jooor!!! |
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by histemple: 1:47pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Riogeese: Lol |
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by histemple: 1:49pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Why My Pastor Blocked Me On Facebook by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Hahahaha |
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