Ikhide, my friend once told me that his brother told him that their teacher told them..'when you are old enough, you are going to have a dream. In that dream, your crush will do some things to you- things your little mind can't comprehend right now. and it will feel good. so good you would pee in your sleep. only it won't be pee...'

I woke up this morning and I found it -the pee- inside my boxers. I cleaned up quickly as I believe mumsy would get angry if she sees it.

This is the 3rd time in 3nights...hence my crying out.
Nairalanders help me...what's happening to me?

Lmao.

Stop using vaseline to stroke your p*nis while lustfully staring at the pics of said crush! Thank me later

U are suffering from wat we call spirit wife. There notin 2 worry about. The liquid u are talking abt is hot akamu/pap, so relax.

There are three [3] things involve is either you are a s£x starve nigga who need s£x badly, / or your having a spirit girlfriend who sucks the hell outta u while you sleep/ lastly is either the weed your talking is affecting you real bad

agohmamuda:
U are suffering from wat we call spirit wife. There notin 2 worry about. The liquid u are talking abt is hot akamu/pap, so relax.

Spiritual wife ko, like you go dia wedding

Arsenalholic:
Lmao.

Stop using vaseline to stroke your p*nis while lustfully staring at the pics of said crush! Thank me later

Vaseline? stroke?
why would I do that?
I'm confused..

agohmamuda:
U are suffering from wat we call spirit wife. There notin 2 worry about. The liquid u are talking abt is hot akamu/pap, so relax.

lol..spirit what?
I beg o

The yeye guy dey watch porn

Berlyn:
There are three [3] things involve is either you are a s£x starve nigga who need s£x badly, / or your having a spirit girlfriend who sucks the hell outta u while you sleep/ lastly is either the weed your talking is affecting you real bad

u say?

Kondomatic:
Spiritual wife ko, like you go dia wedding

my brother no be me say make u miss d wedding oh.

Pheals:
The yeye guy dey watch porn

just gimme a good reason why you think I watch porn!

agohmamuda:

my brother no be me say make u miss d wedding oh.

huh?? did I miss my own wedding too? cos I wasn't there!

sounds like Noctural emission or wet dream. Nocturnal emissions are most common during adolescence and early young adult years. If i may ask, how old are you?

Kiish:
sounds like Noctural emission or wet dream. Nocturnal emissions are most common during adolescence and early young adult years. If i may ask, how old are you?

I'm old enough good sire..
is that to say nothing is wrong is me?

Berlyn I've a 10inch curved rod.....you can play with it

Berlyn:
There are three [3] things involve is either you are a s£x starve nigga who need s£x badly, / or your having a spirit girlfriend who sucks the hell outta u while you sleep/ lastly is either the weed your talking is affecting you real bad

its quite normal as far as i know. although i would suggest a healthy relationshipthat involves sex.

DLondonboiy:


I'm old enough good sire..
is that to say nothing is wrong is me?

youngtroll:
Berlyn I've a 10inch curved rod.....you can play with it

hmmm MrCork

Kiish:
its quite normal as far as i know. although i would suggest a healthy relationshipthat involves sex.

thank you..

berlyn did you hear him?

DLondonboiy:


thank you..

ber.lyn did you hear him?

Berlyn:

why are u bending your mouth? you wanna kiss?

This guy? Lol... Him dey masturbate

Mikaelson21:
This guy? Lol... Him dey masturbate

mastur what??

why would I do it that??

DLondonboiy:

why are u bending your mouth? you wanna kiss?

Berlyn:

badoo..

Berlyn:
hmmm MrCork

No I know you can read Ooo so what do u say my baby

youngtroll:


No I know you can read Ooo so what do u say my baby

you are MrCork no ofenseeeses!

Berlyn:
you are MrCork no ofenseeeses!

Are you in luv with Mr. Cork? Dnt wori my 10inch curved rod will cure you baby

youngtroll:


Are you in luv with Mr. Cork? Dnt wori my 10inch curved rod will cure you baby

Just confess it you need my 10inch curved rod in your life

Berlyn: