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How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by christopheru(m): 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
1. Thank him everyday for ‘saving’ you from the clutches of spinsterhood. ![]() You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal. 2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak in the sheets on your wedding night. ![]() Just instinctively know how to do everything in the bedroom. 3.Remember to never ask questions, challenge him or disagree. ![]() He is always right. Just leave it. 4.Lose that pregnancy weight right there on the delivery table. ![]() Back to a size 8 immediately. ![]() ![]() 5.Never fall sick, complain or get tired. ![]() Basically be superwoman. ![]() ![]() 6. Have a washing machine, but still lovingly handwash his underwear. ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s true love right there. 7.Always wake up before him so you can do “one or two things” around the house. [img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSf7qccDAz-Dy_nHSITW3_EnLi7qAzBehsRRLCu5L3xEfVipwnmNe5wbSc[/img] As a woman why should ur guy wake up before you? When its not like ur ill or pregnant? U should be doing 1 or 2 things b4 he wakes up!!!! 8.Get a well-paying job but make sure you never earn more than him. ![]() ![]() ![]() If they offer you a pay raise, turn it down. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 9.Make sure that job doesn’t stop you from taking the kids to school, picking them, and helping with their homework. ![]() [img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmDHSeN-peeCWNsB5fYcgHGDSaBQ5BtB90crZU0jMd0U7gqeqflNviYbs[/img] So, basically a 10 – 2 job. Don’t ask questions just find it. ![]() 10.Never cheat on your husband, but forgive him if he ever ‘accidentally’ cheats on you. ![]() ![]() ![]() You know men will be men. ![]() 11. 11.Also remember to apologize when he cheats, because it was most likely your fault. ![]() ![]() ![]() If you were being the perfect wife he wouldn’t have fallen inside another woman. Oya say sorry. 12. Figure out how to always have a hot meal waiting on the table before you get home. ![]() Just figure it out. Or what else do you want me to say? ![]() 13.Throw away that microwave, the food must always be freshly made. ![]() What are you warming? 14. Remember to always praise your husband whenever he does anything around the house. ![]() ![]() ![]() 15. Look like a supermodel while doing house chores. ![]() ![]() Don’t ever tie a wrapper in front of him. Do everything in heels. Lol ![]() ![]() 16. But never be indecently dressed in public or else ![]() ![]() You know the drill. Obey these rules and your man will be yours forever. ![]() you can add your own rule.. ![]() ![]() 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by falconey(m): 3:11pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
![]() the ashawooo part shah.......come to the street of lagos you will shout ashawooo for 24hours. |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Frei(m): 3:15pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Bullshīt 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Florblu(f): 3:16pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Throw away the washing machine? Why did I get it in the first place?
Reject a salary higher than his own? I wont marry a dumbass.
Others except this two are practicable 1 Like |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by sammyogboso(m): 3:17pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Who does dis pls ![]() |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Faber(m): 3:18pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Stoooorey Storeeey, Stori!!!! Once upon a tyme, time time!!! Only a robot of a wife can fulfill all these...even the robot sef the battery fit die and e go fp one day. If you think you can find a lady in 9ja that will match the qualities op described above...OYO is your case and be ready to go back to your creator as a bachelor or a single parent... 1 Like |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Nobody: 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
hahahaha. I don't want to be the perfect wife. |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by PrincessAnna: 3:22pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Perfect woman kwa |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Kondomatic(m): 3:24pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
I, on behalf of other Nigeria men distance ourselves from this op. 1 Like |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Cutehector(m): 3:25pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Hilarious ![]() |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by CircleOfWilis: 3:33pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
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Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Dfinex(f): 3:56pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
Kondomatic: Thank God a guy is raising an objection. lolss |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by jashar(f): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
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Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by mikolo80: 12:41am On Jun 13, 2016 |
christopheru:it's not by force to marry now. Those who are on point will get the rewards since seem to think they are worth it [b] You either want husband or you don't |
Re: How To Be The ‘perfect’ Nigerian Wife by Beamborla(f): 7:42am On Jun 13, 2016 |
I believe the OP is only trying to point out the injustice against women in marriage. Coming from a man, thumbs up 1 Like |
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