Lawyers
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too closely and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically that his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

so funny!!!!! The guy no even bother about the hand. Na the rolex e dey worry about.

Thats cool but am sure the Lawyer is from Africa

oh my God

that make me laugh, you make my day tolutope

I'm quite sure that the lawyer is an ibo man.

whether the guy is igbo, or african.. he is definitely nigerian

too materialistic,

my God am laffing my booty off

Useless, and too materialisteic person, lawyer, dat one go fit win case?

lorlhar,

u knw wht dis thng was posted 2005,

i checkd it and i ws forced 2 bring it back to lif,

d joke is tight men,

how u dey

hmmmmmm nice

true talk!

lol

hmmmmmmmmmm
am sure d lawyer is an ibo man