" no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone. Here is a piece of mine titled "Pun Kitchen".


I can argue that bee (b) can swim, because its close to sea (c).
If exam was a soccer ball, back benchers would pass.
Rice on a fried day (friday), is given a US green card by curry.
Letters are informally wrong, there is a need to formally right (write) them.

Shey na coincidence if Ndubusi wey dey always busy marry bisi?
No be conjunction if you buy corn for junction.
Work hard, to be a landlord is not by catching ten ants (tenants).
The unknown brother of time who loves cooking is thyme.

Money is paid at the toll gate, there is no shaking of toes.
Her beauty is an Adjecthief (adjective), for it stole my attention.
Watching your watch doesn't secure it, you are only looking at time.
Talking about time, clocks are aged hotels were time as a traveler lodges

To my guys them, if your girlfriend is crying for a new phone, give her an eye pad (Ipad).
Kemi is three, and her father hopes she studies chemistry. She will excel, because she and the course have a chemistry.
Be like full-stop, who in every statement always has a point (.).
No doubt, time is money, but don't be too desperate to sell your watch.

Treat negative minded people like a paragraph, give them space.
Bullet doesn't blow the mind, creativity does. So broad your thinking.
The self fee for a nice selfie is a priceless pose.
Extent gave birth to twins. Scope is in school, while scoping wanders on the street.

Protocols to succeed pose as cutleries, but some are not concerned, yet they want to chop money.
Be careful, don't because you want to drive the best cars, take risks that leave you with the worst scars.
Bimbo is very clean (klin), and she is known around the area (ariel).
More stress for a copper working as a waiter, because he or she has to serve two times.

To be continued in Rhymsonic (2013 Version).


GOD Bless Us All #Peace.



By Olowo Tosin John....

Hmmn nt bad buh are u sure itz nt frm google?.....if it isn't u try itz good....*thumbs up*

Thanks Ma. I Appreciate. GOD Bless You Amen.

Nice. this is a kitchen, don't serve everything at once. 5 or 6 puns at a go is cool, and please space them so that we don't have to skim through without getting the vibe.

GSteve001:
Nice. this is a kitchen, don't serve everything at once. 5 or 6 puns at a go is cool, and please space them so that we don't have to skim through without getting the vibe.

Thanks Boss. I Appreciate. GOD Bless You Amen.