Member: sussyluv

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=65370

Description of pix: Wearing skirt, tube top and head band

Says to me: [She says] I am going for a jog, I have to keep in shape.

Member: Abbey_city

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=183057

Description of pix: wine red top sitting at an office desk

Says to me: [She answers] Yes, I am MD's new PA, I started yesterday. [I am thinking] New office tasty, looks naive, gonna take a month or so.

Member: nwaka_80

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=366507

Description of pix: white outfit looking back

Says to me: [She is thinking] Yes, I knew you were going to checkout my backside. Yeye guy, better come toast.

Member: suricattca

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=215761

Description of pix: white top with umbrella

Says to me: [I am relaxing in a park and fell asleep, she comes over and says] Hi, are you OK? [I am thinking] Yeah, I would be better if I get to know you.

nice work

Sagamite:

Member: suricattca

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=215761

Description of pix: white top with umbrella

Says to me: [I am relaxing in a park and fell asleep, she comes over and says] Hi, are you OK? [I am thinking] Yeah, I would be better if I get to know you.

lol, nice one there

nice work

Sagamite:

Member: omotundemi

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=411004

Description of pix: Wearing red top and Gele with green background

Says to me: [She ask] Tell me, when are you going to give me a nephew. You no fit knack my sister well? Oya take her to the bedroom and go and make love. [I am thinking] Sho! Na your business?

LWKMD

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=130165

very cute

Member: SeXy~DiVa

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=130165

Description of pix: Pink top resting head on hand and looking fed up

Says to me: [She says] Baby, I am tired and not motivated anymore in studying for these stupid exams, I just feel like doing something else [I look at her, then say] OK, come here let me do a special move of mine that would relieve the pressure and respark your engines. The Doctor knows what you need. [She smiles like if she is not interested but I know she wants me to insist and persist jokingly]

teee hee hee

Member: matiltom_d

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=317683

Description of pix: Wearing white top holding her neck with both hands

Says to me: [She says] I keep on having neck pains [I am thinking] Why wouldn't you be having neck pains when you dey carry such big barrels of milk for chest.

Member: luvchild

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=14194

Description of pix: Green patterned top with hand under chin

Says to me: [She says] Tell me, what is causing the fight between both of you in this marriage, the family is concerned

Member: vickybabe

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=12820

Description of pix: Purple outfit with a youthful pose

Says to me: [She says] Uncle, can I wear this out to the school prom [I say] If I slap you, go and cover yourself up my friend.

Sagamite:

Member: vickybabe

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=12820

Description of pix: Purple outfit with a youthful pose

Says to me: [She says] Uncle, can I wear this out to the school prom [I say] If I slap you, go and cover yourself up my friend.

cute

Member: Queenzy

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=2431

Description of pix: Blue top with jeans skirt with Lagbaja's "Go below" pose

Says to me: [She says] I am going to tease you all night [I am thinking] Thank God you are wearing skirt, my mission is much easier.

Sagamite:

Member: SeXy~DiVa

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=130165

Description of pix: Pink top resting head on hand and looking fed up

Says to me: [She says] Baby, I am tired and not motivated anymore in studying for these stupid exams, I just feel like doing something else [I look at her, then say] OK, come here let me do something a special move of mine that would relieve the pressure and respark your engines. The Doctor knows what you need. [She smiles like if she is not interested but I know she wants me to insist and persist jokingly]

Nice:::::::::::

@Sagamite!! Keep digging dem out bro, niz job done!!!!!!!!

Sagamite:

Member: luvchild

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=14194

Description of pix: Green patterned top with hand under chin

Says to me: [She says] Tell me, what is causing the fight between both you in this marriage, the family is concerned

You are far too kind

LMAO! This thread is jokes.

kellorah:

LMAO! This thread is jokes.

Apparently not everyone thinks so

sweetpie23:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=130165

Shes too cute

Hahaha, who cares what they think?! I'm luvvin it. [As long as I'm not being dissed sha. ]

Sagamite:

Member: SeXy~DiVa

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=130165

Description of pix: Pink top resting head on hand and looking fed up

Says to me: [She says] Baby, I am tired and not motivated anymore in studying for these stupid exams, I just feel like doing something else [I look at her, then say] OK, come here let me do a special move of mine that would relieve the pressure and respark your engines. The Doctor knows what you need. [She smiles like if she is not interested but I know she wants me to insist and persist jokingly]

o boy, i owe u money ooo, see how u go find my new sweet heart for me, thank u jare

i thot this shit was dead
ahhh go on i'm waiting for more

Member: luvbooks

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=111916

Description of pix: black strapless top working past a bar

Says to me: [I say "Hi" and try to get to know her as she enters a club before the other punters spot her and she says] I am sorry but I am going to meet my boyfriend over there. [But she gives me a look that tells me she is thinking] Oh, if I did not have a boyfriend, I will have you.

Sagamite:

Member: luvbooks

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=111916

Description of pix: black strapless top working past a bar

Says to me: [I say "Hi" and try to get to know her as she enters a club before the other punters spot her and she says] I am sorry but I am going to meet my boyfriend over there. [But she gives me a look that tells me she is thinking] Oh, if I did not have a boyfriend, I will have you.

i dash u this one

na2day?:

i dash u this one

I go take am. She is cute, nothing do am. She has the "get along factor" look as well. 

Member: rita@NL

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=379442

Description of pix: pix in the dark holding a bedsheet

Says to me: [I just came back home after a week on a business trip and we are about to light up the air then comes the cries, she is thinking] Chei, this baby again. The baby is crying at this hour of the night instead of sleeping when I have been waiting eagerly to hammer this man. [She goes to carry baby]

Sagamite:

I go take am. She is cute, nothing do am. She has the "get along factor" look as well. 

really? it is 3:29am, it is either sleep is deceiving me or u need to get some good ol' doctor recommended glasses

Member== Godmother
Pic==https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=287802
Description of pic: red top well complimented by black vest, and jeans

Says to me: She is a model or intending to be one, her smile is inviting, brightens up the gloomiest of rooms, quite pretty face and i have to assume intelligent as well,

yeah Godmother is pretty, rita@NL is fine as well.

In reference to goths:

whiteroses:

@nemesisrev, i said i wont sit next to one because you are what you sit next to, i mean those people are low class level people in school and i can't sit next to someone unpopular, i'm also very popular but i know who i am around my peeps. you know how we do

@ spiky

That advert on your profile, who write am?

OvieE or Becomrich?