uncle sega, get to work nau haba

Pweety4me:

_{^Ey sir do your job and cut all d chit chat. . . by d way where have u been?}

Chineke! See orders.

Have you paid your entry fee? Abi you no know say everyone wey dey this thread bar you don pay me £20 entry fee for subcription? Oya, wey you own.

I have been watching football and do also have other things to do.

Member: freecocoa

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=430941

Description of pix: Hands on the wall with back turned, wearing navy blue hot pants and shirt with spectacles.

Says to me: [She says] Olopa^Police, abeg, no be me get that bag of coco o. Na dat useless boyfriend wey chat me up tell me make I helep am keep! Chineke odinma, I don enter am today o. My own don finish!

Member: bawomolo (2)

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=173694

Description of pix: Hot chic wearing pink standing infront of a shelve looking angry.

Says to me: [My ghetto black hot mama just got a call from one of her friends who saw me earlier in the night. I enter the house and she says] Who is stillwater? What have you been doing with her? [Knowing her ghetto violence potential, my head starts playing one of my favourite tracks] "I got 21 seconds to go"

Hot track. Enjoy.

Each artiste in the song only has 21 seconds to deliver their bit.

[flash=450,300]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/TRCBy8hrOIM[/flash]

Member: GoldenS

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=451218

Description of pix: Lying in bed with one hand behind her neck and looking assertive.

Says to me: [She says] You are not getting any tonight until you agree to what I said.

Member: sshh

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=219113

Description of pix: Lying in bed with pink top.

Says to me: [She gives me the look that says] You seem to be a sweet guy. I think I am ready for 3rd base.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=66354

I have a good gag for this but it will involve being very rude to her.

Sagamite:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=66354

I have a good gag for this but it will involve being very rude to her.

Lmao . . . pls analyse the pic

Sagamite:

Member: GoldenS

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=451218

Description of pix: Lying in bed with one hand behind her neck and looking assertive.

Says to me: [She says] You are not getting any tonight until you agree to what I said.

beautiful

Sagamite:

Chineke! See orders.

Have you paid your entry fee? Abi you no know say everyone wey dey this thread bar you don pay me £20 entry fee for subcription? Oya, wey you own.

I have been watching football and do also have other things to do.

_{Which kine entry fi?all d one's u don dey enter ko? it no pass Queen of England fee? i know d tin's wey u dey do and i no blame u. . .}

Sagamite:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=66354

I have a good gag for this but it will involve being very rude to her.

_{She has been rude 2 u already naw looking like. . .  oya analyse dey go. . .hehehe}

TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . . pls analyse the pic

Pweety4me:

_{Which kine entry fi?all d one's u don dey enter ko? it no pass Queen of England fee? i know d tin's wey u dey do and i no blame u. . .
She has been rude 2 u already naw looking like. . .  oya analyse dey go. . .hehehe}

See ya mouths. Like if you would like it if it was you that I put down.

I don't humiliate, degrade or attack women for fun, amusement or self-gratification. I only do that to morons, and it fulfils my life.

Member: abekeade08

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=453686

Description of pix: Blue jeans trousers and white top with double D ti.tties calling for me.

Says to me: [A female friend invites me to a party, went with a bunch of friends but can't find the flat after parking, she sends one of her friends to come and guide us. We see her and my friends start whispering] "Oh shite!" "Ki le leyi (what is this)" "Olorun Oba (God Almighty)" "Dam buroba (Speaking in tongues in Hausa that I don't understand)" [I just had to bust into the JLS anthem, so I went] "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "If you are in love, just throw your hands up" [All my niggas throw their hands in the air like if they are in a spiritual seance communicating with God. She starts to smile shyly] [Then my friends join in the singing and we all start dancing like drunkards in a circle round her. The party-starters just hit the joint, let the party begin. But I made sure I was the one holding her hands back to the flat]

@sagamite

U don kolo oo, na ur new job bi this? wetin happen to sport section?

Member: abekeade08

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=453686

Description of pix: Blue jeans trousers and white top with double D ti.tties calling for me.

Says to me: [A female friend invites me to a party, went with a bunch of friends but can't find the flat after parking, she sends one of her friends to come and guide us. We see her and my friends start whispering] "Oh shite!" "Ki le leyi (what is this)" "Olorun Oba (God Almighty)" "Dam buroba (Speaking in tongues in Hausa that I don't understand)" [I just had to play the JLS anthem, so I went] "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "If you are in love, just throw your hands up" [All my niggas throw their hands in the air like if they are in a spiritual seance communicating with God. She starts to smile shyly] [Then my friends join in the singing and we all start dancing like drunkards in a circle round her. The party-starters just hit the joint, let the party begin. But I made sure I was the one holding her hands back to the flat]

Sagamite, God don catch you, someone clued me in that my profile was being reviewed.  You are quite creative with too much time on your hands. All the same, thanks for a nice review.

Abekeade08:

Sagamite, God don catch you, someone clued me in that my profile was being reviewed.  You are quite creative with too much time on your hands. All the same, thanks for a nice review.

You think?

honeric01:

@sagamite

U don kolo oo, na your new job bi this? wetin happen to sport section?

Bruv, too much dunces having a platform to vomit their opinions there. I try and keep away a bit so I don't hyperventilate. My contempt bucket is at its brim.

Anyway, I will find some time (eventually) to give my analysis of each players performance very very soon.

Sagamite:

Member: abekeade08

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=453686

Description of pix: Blue jeans trousers and white top with double D ti.tties calling for me.

Says to me: [A female friend invites me to a party, went with a bunch of friends but can't find the flat after parking, she sends one of her friends to come and guide us. We see her and my friends start whispering] "Oh shite!" "Ki le leyi (what is this)" "Olorun Oba (God Almighty)" "Dam buroba (Speaking in tongues in Hausa that I don't understand)" [I just had to play the JLS anthem, so I went] "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "Everybody in love, just throw your hands up" "If you are in love, just throw your hands up" [All my niggas throw their hands in the air like if they are in a spiritual seance communicating with God. She starts to smile shyly] [Then my friends join in the singing and we all start dancing like drunkards in a circle round her. The party-starters just hit the joint, let the party begin. But I made sure I was the one holding her hands back to the flat]

who said naija girls no fine!! hahaha see chicks:: that 1 in brown I like near the girl that wore blue trouser 

Sagamite:

Bruv, too much dunces having a platform to vomit their opinions there. I try and keep away a bit so I don't hyperventilate. My contempt bucket is at its brim.

Anyway, I will find some time (eventually) to give my analysis of each players performance very very soon.

Lol, okay no problem, anyways sha, alot of people now understand what it takes to be a coach, with time, Nigerians (football fans) will learn to respect those in charge and only criticize when they have better options.

who said naija girls no fine!! hahaha see chicks:: that 1 in brown I like near the girl that wore blue trouser  Smiley

Thank you Faakay 

Abekeade08:

Thank you Faakay 

Did u say u nor fine?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=34561

I know u have commented on her on the first page but since she has changed her picture, Id figure out this picture should be interesting to comment

spikedcylinder:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=457719

Pix gone. She took it off.

Member: chi-baby

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=34561

Description of pix: Mouth covered with scarf.

Says to me: [She says] You are not scared because I am a woman? I will blow your kneecaps off. Where is the money?

^Lolz [size=2pt]u know i have been thinking about putting mine up on your kitchen analysation line but dunno. . .[/size]

Pweety4me:

^Lolz [size=2pt]u know i have been thinking about putting mine up on your kitchen analysation line but dunno. . .[/size]

Huh??

I don't get it? Kitchen analysation?

You mean you want to come and put yourself in my kitchen in a desirable way? 

I will analyse o! 

[size=4pt]Chei, Olorun Oba, I don see my ideal wife. She is happy to be in the kitchen cooking for me and the same time we get kinky. O se baba! [/size]

Sagamite:

Huh??

I don't get it? Kitchen analysation?

You mean you want to come and put yourself in my kitchen in a desirable way?

I will analyse o!

[size=4pt]Chei, Olorun Oba, I don see my ideal wife. She is happy to be in the kitchen cooking for me and the same time we get kinky. O se baba! [/size]

_{Chei! see dis man kitchen line ah ah as in every1 will see wat u write about every pic naw and analysation obviously cause u analyse pics. . .shuor. .} .

Member: ihsann

Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=457719

Description of pix: Wearing sunglasses and brown jacket top, and looking stunned with sultry lips.

Says to me: [She hears the door bell, opens door and sees a pretty woman in short skirt. The visitor asks] Are you ihsann? [She replies] Yes. [Visitor says] I am stillwater and I am warning you to stay away from Sagamite, he is all mine! Go and find your own man.