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This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by ellechrystal(f): 11:33am On Jun 16, 2016
What will we not see in this life? This guy has complained that his girlfriend likes using toothpaste as a lubricant during their nacking activities. She even nicknamed him 'Closeup'. Lol.

He is now scared of the implication of this minty assault on his manhood.

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What will we not see or hear in this world?

Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by obiorathesubtle: 11:37am On Jun 16, 2016
cry atleast she didn't ask you to use ogbonor soup.. I'm just so tired of bae..

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by ErnieSmallzz(f): 11:39am On Jun 16, 2016
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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by NemzySeries(m): 11:43am On Jun 16, 2016
hahahahahahahahahahahaha....... dis 1 wey she dey like minty stuffs for intimacy lubricants, una go soon port to baba blue, tomtom, trebo & a host of orda

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by slapandfall(m): 11:44am On Jun 16, 2016
you be cow ... ah swear

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by stubbornman(m): 11:49am On Jun 16, 2016
ABONIKI IS THE BEST.....BAE CALLS ME 63 TIMES IN DAY AND COMES TO MY WORK PLACE FOR AN QUICKIE AT TIMES cool cool cool grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by IsraelMonday(m): 11:49am On Jun 16, 2016
Mix Okro With A Little Of Cameroon Pepper...

I Swear This Will Give You The Best Sensation..

No Health Wahala!!!...


Ask Mr.Adam If Eve Had Requested The Use Of Close Up..

Or Ask That Your Girlfriend Where She Learnt It... I Would Like To Attend Such College..
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by flexyfit(f): 11:58am On Jun 16, 2016
stubbornman:
ABONIKI IS THE BEST.....BAE CALLS ME 63 TIMES IN DAY AND COMES TO MY WORK PLACE FOR AN QUICKIE AT TIMES cool cool cool grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
...hahahaha....aboniki?...chai...can't stop laughing....best ADVICE...lolzzz
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:59am On Jun 16, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
cry atleast she didn't ask you to use ogbonor soup.. I'm just so tired of bae..
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by yarimo(m): 12:42pm On Jun 16, 2016
Op pictures or I won't believe
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by utenwuson: 1:07pm On Jun 16, 2016
next u try a new adventure like using "super glue" then u save re name as supaglu

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by Qualer: 2:55pm On Jun 16, 2016
shocked shocked shocked

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Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by stubbornman(m): 2:58pm On Jun 16, 2016
flexyfit:
...hahahaha....aboniki?...chai...can't stop laughing....best ADVICE...lolzzz
my dear that's the best remedy oh....since she loves it minty grin cheesy grin grin grin
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by freshdude99(m): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2016
ellechrystal:
What will we not see in this life? This guy has complained that his girlfriend likes using toothpaste as a lubricant during their nacking activities. She even nicknamed him 'Closeup'. Lol.

He is now scared of the implication of this minty assault on his manhood.

Read below

What will we not see or hear in this world?
That lady must be from Kenya! shocked
Re: This Guy Says Bae Demands He Uses Toothpaste As Lubricant During Sex by DeBrain045(m): 4:30pm On Jun 02, 2018
hope she demand for brush and water because your dick is not enough to wash the surface

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