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Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Hilarious Laws Which You Have Not Studied In Schools!!! ↠Law of Equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call you in 5 minutes! ↠Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ↠Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone. ↠Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ↠Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ↠Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. ↠Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. ↠Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. ↠Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. ↠Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ↠Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ↠Law of Proposal : After you accept a proposal you will get a better one. ↠Law of Relativity: Sit with a beautiful woman whom you are planning on getting her digits and it seems like 1sec, before you put up a request she had walked away. ↠Law of Toilet: The Sh.i.t starts coming out when you are getting closer to the toilet. ↠Law of Time: The time started running faster whenever you are in a haste 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by darkenkach(m): 8:50pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Funny but they are all true. |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Bravekeys(m): 8:55pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Lol so true |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Nobody: 9:05pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
JayTheWebExpert:101% true Sometimes I wonder if my anus got eyes it seems to know when Im close to the toilet |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by jessejagga(m): 9:11pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
no 4 sha very true |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by ProfessorXX(m): 9:20pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Lol...funny thou. |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
Cyph98: LMAO this dude ur funny...... But it's true Sha, I experience same stuff too. |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Uthman51(m): 10:56pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
law of toilet is 100% true |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by ehizzybaba(m): 1:04am On Jun 18, 2016 |
True yan....... How did u get to know all did.. . . . . . . . .I don dey suspect u |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by wisemania(m): 10:04am On Jun 18, 2016 |
jessejagga: You must be a mechanical engineer... |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by jessejagga(m): 10:08am On Jun 18, 2016 |
wisemania:marine engineer |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Memory142: 11:48am On Jun 18, 2016 |
no argument |
Re: Hilarious But True Laws Of Life You Didn't Know by Dexema(m): 12:07pm On Jun 18, 2016 |
Nice thread, the probability of seeing someone you know when you are with someone you don’t wanna be seen with is high....this is very true. Abeg lalasticlala comman do sontin. 1 Like |
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