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Welcome To Nigeria by benestico(m): 6:12pm On Jun 18, 2016
WELCOME TO NIGERIA

* Where sex is free and love is costly.
* Where loosing a phone is more painful than
loosing VIRGINITY.
* Where, if you don't cheat on your partner,
you are not sharp and smart.
* Where Bathrooms have become photo
STUDIO.
* Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater
than achieving a DEGREE.
* Where yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates.
* Where temples are turned into dating points.
* Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is
difficult.
* Where lies are turned into realities.
* Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
* Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.
* Where people fear thieves, robbers &
BokoHaram than God...
* Where people go to Church with BB chargers
rather than Bible.
* Where guys are scared of getting married
but love to have sex...
* Where we have highest number of musician
due to unemployment.
* Where the higher your offense the lower
your punishment and vice versa...
* Where the number of Churches & Mosque
are more than the worshipers...
* Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
* Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more respected than a
Professor...
* Where unemployed youths pick up weapons
to fight in support of the politicians who
deprive them of employment & a good life...
* Where someone who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees.

WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
Oh Lord, look down from heaven and have mercy
on this great nation.
Let there be a great turn around.
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by Unionised(m): 6:16pm On Jun 18, 2016
Next time, take you time to arrange your posts.
Looks like gibberish right now.
Re: Welcome To Nigeria by joshbj(m): 6:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
Amen oooooo

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