and they be like oh damn, ur husband is a shooter.. ..ur guy na chairman. .one blow, 7 apples

or make it obvious u have had sex

its just so embarassing and classless


keep it classy

Pardon?

well you have to cope with it that way

wat is dis 1 saying sef?

You never being in that condition before, u will love wen dey hail u, cos its a prestige for being pregnant.

onila:
and they be like oh damn, ur husband is a shooter.. ..ur guy na chairman. .one blow, 7 apples

or make it obvious u have had sex

its just so embarassing and classless


keep it classy

Den stop 'lamoswanging' nw

This entire thread is embarrassing and classless.

First of all,u just posted rubbish...obviously pregnancy is a sign that a lady had sex,except u have been pregnant...this post is useless

vote refiner for miss nairaland

when I see a pregnant lady(especially those devoted muslim/christian), the first thing that pops into my mind is, 'so this innocent looking lady too knows how sweet sex is'. Because it is an evidence of SEX

But that's true.

onila:
and they be like oh damn, ur husband is a shooter.. ..ur guy na chairman. .one blow, 7 apples

or make it obvious u have had sex

its just so embarassing and classless


keep it classy

Any solution?

It is "One blow, 7 akpu"

The Akpu is an Ibo word. Note, not the Akpu we eat and not pronounced the same way either. In its original use it means one punch and 7 swellings on the face. In this instance it means the guy hit it once and got super results.


Amongst many other things, why should we let you define what is classy to us? It beats me? By what rules?

It is an attempt at humor. If they don't say it, the big bump says it even louder. It says "MAKE WAY! FOR I HAVE BEEN A BAD GIRL. I DID IT AND THIS IS THE RESULT"! Even if people don't say it, believe me they are saying and thinking worse in their minds. There is nothing like classy sex, classy pregnancy or classy people who tease you. Class did not contribute any important thing to the society.

A good sense of humor,a simple smile or laughter and an "abi o my brother/sister" answer to their comments are all you need.

Abeg Wat nids 2 b classy bout bringing into existence of a new innocent nd unique being? "watch it o"...Wat u a lady for!

onila:
and they be like oh damn, ur husband is a shooter.. ..ur guy na chairman. .one blow, 7 apples

or make it obvious u have had sex

its just so embarassing and classless


keep it classy

Have u hrd of pleasant embarrasment b4?

U say its embarrasing to be told that sex btw u and ur partner yielded a fruitful result that ppl can see and talk pleasantly about. U knw how many barren and infertile ppl are spending millions and doing strange juju just to get such an embarrasment?

So what would u do if ur name is screamed from outside for an emergency while u were in d bathroom and u came out naked only to be told you're awarded with 10million naira. Won't you dance naked with soap lather all over ur body?

Infact most men like pregnant women who reacts positively to that joke that she had sex and her man pumped it up. All u have to do is smile and say "na baba God". Dats all! At least dat shows u appreciate God for fruitfulness