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30 Funny Signs To Know That You Are In Nigeria!!!!! by Honesty007(m): 8:37pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
When you want to know that you are in Nigeria or have arrived Nigeria from overseas for the first time or just coming again. 1)The chocolate or other sweet things you brought from abroad melts instantly!!!!! 2)The smell of the overfull gutter or just packed gutters 3)The black uniform of the policeman and his dirty grasshopper torchlight he flashes at you in a dark street saying '''wetin u carry? Lol!! 4)Galloping and bumping of potholes on failed portions of the roads 5)blackness and darkness as you near ur destination if it is a rural area 6)Chicken,goats,hens or other animals that are not meant to be roaming in cities all walking about ask urself ''are u in a farm or animalfarm 7) heavy sound of Generators if u r getting to a rich man's home outside if u go to a rural or average household,no light.get used to it!! 9)Mosquitoes welcoming you to the country with malaria anthems and heat also giving you the best treatment 10)roadside shops- mama this ,mama that ,popular madams selling things fried,cooked,roasted,dried, smoked along the roadsided!! 11)Go slow,omg!!! 12)hawkers in go slow displaying their wares as you smell the fumes of a moluebus if u don't windup ur glass kissing u in d face 13)welcome to the sunny side of the world.Hot scorching suns in dry season 14) fighting conductors,agberos ,tax collectors at the motorparks.heavy eyed smoking weed ogas and drinking chairmen 15)roadside mechanicks dwelling in shanties 17)ogogoro and strong drink sellers at construction sites anywhere building takes place 18)school children walking/trekking 19)smell of urine and shit in any bushy area. 20)black colors of streams and waterbodies because of constant dumping of refuse and feaces during rainy seasons in the carnals 21)washed watstes on roads when rain falls because of the stupid attitudes of dwellers throwing things in the rain. 22)overflowing refuse bin bags 23)crushed animals and their corpses littering the streets@ one time or the other 24)selling of used clothes 25)conversion of residential builings into comercial/industries @ odd locations 26)snacks hawking and also resturants and others 27)malams of bureau de change 28)suya sellers 29) ghettos and slums 30) flooding during rainy seasons. Welcome to Nigeria!!! |
Re: 30 Funny Signs To Know That You Are In Nigeria!!!!! by Smartanthony: 8:51pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
conversion of kitchen to room,lol,this is nigeria for u! |
Re: 30 Funny Signs To Know That You Are In Nigeria!!!!! by Nobody: 9:33pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Where government steal 85million naira workers salary You are welcome to Nigeria...To be faithful loyal and honest |
Re: 30 Funny Signs To Know That You Are In Nigeria!!!!! by tishbite79: 10:33pm On Jun 22, 2016 |
Naija, I hail thee |
Re: 30 Funny Signs To Know That You Are In Nigeria!!!!! by post111(m): 7:18am On Jun 23, 2016 |
Aboki shoe markers on d street |
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