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The Stingy Father by meekas(m): 3:13pm On Sep 02, 2009
There was a stingy man he has 3 children (All boys). Whenever this man buy anything he will eat all alone, even in the presence of his 3 boys. One day the man fell ill, all his colleagues at work will bring him food, ice cream, cake etc. but due to the fact that he was ill he cldn't eat any of those things, so automatically all these things go to the boys. After 2 weeks, the man was hale and hearty and stinginess continued. One day, he was in the sitting room watching TV when the 3 boys came to engage him in a conversation;

the 3 boys- Papa na when u go fall sick again?
Papa-(shocked) why did u ask such a question, are u happy that i was ill?
The 3 boys- Ehn, u know say when u no well, we dey enjoy well well
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbygyal(f): 3:15pm On Sep 02, 2009
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg dis is so lame
Re: The Stingy Father by romsky: 3:21pm On Sep 02, 2009
meekasĀ  angry

i hiaby put u under d tutelage of i-b-boi cool












i lurf da joke o jare, i-b-boi self na stingy sister
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbygyal(f): 3:23pm On Sep 02, 2009
me stingy? mba. . .

naa d joke was just too . . .
Re: The Stingy Father by romsky: 3:27pm On Sep 02, 2009
seems lyk wat a 1st grade will come up wiff?


oya helep am edit
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbygyal(f): 3:29pm On Sep 02, 2009
yh very dumb. . .

im nt in d mood to help wiv dis kinda joke mahn wink
Re: The Stingy Father by bydot1(m): 3:31pm On Sep 02, 2009
Hmm, nt gud enof cry
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbeycity4(f): 3:43pm On Sep 02, 2009
angry angry angry angry




angry angry angry angry
Re: The Stingy Father by Ben13: 3:50pm On Sep 02, 2009
oya modify
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbeycity4(f): 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2009
wetin?
Re: The Stingy Father by romsky: 4:02pm On Sep 02, 2009
i-b-boi no allow me hia any complain from ya syd on this thread if u no fit helep am edit
Re: The Stingy Father by Godmother(f): 4:03pm On Sep 02, 2009
Abbygyal:

omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg dis is so lame



by.dot:

Hmm, nt gud enof cry

Guys, give him a break.At least someone is making efforts to post a differnt flavoured joke.
You tried, jare
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2009
Re: The Stingy Father by Ben13: 4:06pm On Sep 02, 2009
she's bittered cheesy
Re: The Stingy Father by romsky: 4:08pm On Sep 02, 2009
gawdmoda don reach hia again
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbygyal(f): 4:24pm On Sep 02, 2009
u try
Re: The Stingy Father by bydot1(m): 4:55pm On Sep 02, 2009
No be smal
Re: The Stingy Father by candylips(m): 4:57pm On Sep 02, 2009
lame ass joke angry
Re: The Stingy Father by romsky: 4:58pm On Sep 02, 2009
abeg go check yaself 4 mirror den see y u no dey get dates xpecially wen u take frown join am
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 5:01pm On Sep 02, 2009
Candy you still de. . .na wao; long time
Re: The Stingy Father by bydot1(m): 5:16pm On Sep 02, 2009
He's an ex-convict now
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 5:18pm On Sep 02, 2009
Don't talk to me; you don steal; my girlfriend undecided
Re: The Stingy Father by candylips(m): 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2009
crazykid:

Candy you still de. . .na wao; long time

i still dey o. how come u don turn female undecided
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 5:39pm On Sep 02, 2009
I just wake up one night and my prik turn into toto grin
Re: The Stingy Father by candylips(m): 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2009
ol boy i fear u o grin
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 5:54pm On Sep 02, 2009
Guy na so o!

I don de use this development de maga big big men de collect their money; guy to become woman de sweet well well grin
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbygyal(f): 6:04pm On Sep 02, 2009
romsky:

i-b-boi no allow me hia any complain from ya syd on this thread if u no fit helep am edit

freedom of speech
Re: The Stingy Father by CrazyMan(m): 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2009
Thanks dear smiley
Re: The Stingy Father by meekas(m): 10:16am On Sep 07, 2009
Thank u guys, Don't worry my next joke go skata una teeth!!!
Re: The Stingy Father by candylips(m): 10:46am On Sep 07, 2009
crazykid:

Guy na so o!

I don de use this development de maga big big men de collect their money; guy to become woman de sweet well well grin

guy u don kolo finish grin
Re: The Stingy Father by Abbeycity4(f): 10:54am On Sep 07, 2009
meekas:

Thank u guys, Don't worry my next joke go skata una teeth!!!

minus my tit grin
Re: The Stingy Father by meekas(m): 11:09am On Sep 07, 2009
Ur Tits are safe cool

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