Congratulations. You're Welcomed to the wonderful world of HIV;

You're now HIV positive.

Please pass it to as many people as possible.

And may God bless you as you do so.

if person don dey crazy wetin em no fit do

Crazy pikin wetin dey worry u nw **go straight to him & giv him a slap on his chick**

Ah! you slap me!

If no be say I de try to toast you, weting I for do you hmmm.

Forgives her and kissess her passionately

hmmm,

this na crase sha.

so you don get hiv now

na wa for this technology thingy, hiv thru internet

@thread
lol

Crazykid, i can never catch ur crazy fever lailai, he dey find person wey go join him at yaba left

by.dot:

Crazykid, i can never catch your crazy fever lailai, he dey find person wey go join him at yaba left

LMAO!!!

@crazy pikin
i b  wan accept your proposal b4 hmmmmm but nw dat u're hiv positive i've erased my mind against falling in loff wit u 

by.dot:

Crazykid, i can never catch your crazy fever lailai, he dey find person wey go join him at yaba left

Na true sha, maybe I am joining him. Better make my escape before them catch me join

na real krazykid! lol

Abbey_city:

@crazy pikin
i b wan accept your proposal b4 hmmmmm but nw dat u're hiv positive i've erased my mind against falling in loff wit u

I'm not Hiv positive my love; remember this is the joke section where anything can happen; so please reconsider my offer ok?

crazykid:

I'm not Hiv positive my love; remember this is the joke section where anything can happen; so please reconsider my offer ok? 

LAIR  wia is d txt result?

It's with me; I would arrange a flight for you to come and see it my love; you don't have to be mad at me.

i rest my case till i c it thn

Much better; Alright hit on my YIM so we can talk in private.

y private

Why all this angry face; I want us to be friends or is it a crime to propose to you.

dnt knw

Why are you crying; I hate to see you cry now?