Hello ladies and gentlemen.

I will like to share with you what transpired between my friend and a lady he met at a wake-keep.

It was a cold night at about 11pm.
I and my friend were standing on the corridor of a two bedroom flat.

We were observing and paying our last respect to a dead friend.

The wake-keep was crowded that even if you throw a grain of Maize in the air, it won't drop.

The cloud was thick and heavy.
Cold wind started blowing with high acceleration.

People started running here and there to get a better place to stay under.


As i and my friend were about going inside the room allocated to us, my friend sighted a lady who was hawking some edible items at the wake-keep struggling to get in.


After negotiating with her, My friend admitted her in on the condition that he will have to service her lower dichotomy.

Though she wanted to resist but my friend threaten to throw her out in the rain.

Abruptly, it started raining torrentialy.

She had no option as the fear of getting drenched overwhelmed her.


The room was dark as the rain disrupted the power generator.

As everything subsided, my friend started making advances to execute the Verbal contract he agreed with the poor hawk.

We were about ten people in that room.

Shortly, my friend started the show haven wore his rain coat.


do you know the funniest thing about the incidence?




as the banging was in progress, the girl started releasing high sound atomic bomb in quick succession simultaneously with the speed my friend was placing his construction in her lower dichotomy.....

mhen! I was like , what the hell is that x



does it mean she was enjoying the whole action more than my friend who invented the idea?


As a girl will you rather get drenched or go on your back for a guy you met 3 minutes ago just for shelter?

my broda, she was hawking d konji

nnamdiokere45:
my broda, she was hawking d konji

abi oo