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Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 8:59pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Amelian:anything from size 14 (US) is a plus size and you look like an 18 or so and judging from the angle you took your pic, it actually makes you look smaller than you really are ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by iPopAlomo(m): 9:01pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
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Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:01pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:your mama na the Judge President abi ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by histemple: 9:07pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: Madam, I hope it's not what I am thinking oh? Anyways don t worry because some men don't mind. |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Theoflux(m): 9:21pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Amelian:Me even think sey she na whitey.. African-American for sure[#KentJones.] |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Ryda(m): 9:22pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
People can run their mouth ehn thank God they love each other |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:24pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
histemple:you papa doesnt mind na, or does he also throw up whenever he eats in front of her? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: Stop being silly. Don't wake a dog you can't tame |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:30pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:haba na, we were having fun na! Whats the matter? Okay ooo her elephant leg is the judge president of skinny women o! Abeg don't bite my head off |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: Yeye human being. Colossal waste of sperm. |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:36pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:abeg come back and lets make fun of fat women joor... Dont worry your mama isnt fat na she is just "big boned" oya come lets make more jokes! Don't be angry joor |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: If you are fat handle your problem. I don't have a problem with fat people. No one in my family is fat. Take a clue from Lepacious Bose, it will help you. Just like your name na so your life wan turn to...My sister it's like you had enough to eat this evening? |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by hollyayo(m): 9:42pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
That was deep ![]() Amelian: |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by yakubani: 9:46pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
My mind is telling me that is....... |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:48pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:yes i had enough, butternut soup and ciabatta... I doubt thats something your mother knows anything about. What did she have? 5 gallons of egusi as a snack before dinner? No i would love to learn more about being fat from your mother ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 9:53pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: You finally had a meal. Thought you only feed on spe.rm, being the dirt rag you are. Since you lost your mum and dad even before they could teach you morals you turned to a rotten egg that stinks every where ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vital94(m): 9:55pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
It seems like ikoyi court is the best court for court marriage.just curious though. |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 9:57pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:omg you are so sensitive, all because i called your mother fat, even though she is?What more if i call her ugly, you will surely curse my entire village o ![]()
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Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: Remember my username when Cancer knocks on your family. Please don't forget. Goodnight. |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by vague: 10:06pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Donpuzo:Well its not going to stop your mother from being fat is it? its obvious you grew up in a porverty stricken home that have been brainwashed to believe such nonsense! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by EWAagoyin(m): 10:09pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
DEAFandDUMB:your ass is A+ 1 Like |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
vague: Oh really ![]() Well thats Uk size Am size 16 ![]() And in nija, am perfectly chubby with the right features in sight Uk can hold its own , while we in nija we hold ours ![]() I love my total looks... Who fvkin cares about uk? |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Wiseandtrue(f): 10:43pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
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Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Amelian: Yes my sister. Beautiful heart transcends physical figure. In a particular family, the most ugly can be the most loved. That's when people subconsciously overlook physical beauty without even knowing. As for me, I will marry a woman of gracious heart anyday, any figure. 1 Like |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by kenoz(m): 11:34pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
okay |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by ikirinwamama1(m): 12:16am On Jun 27, 2016 |
Green card things joor. ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by ALIEN2000(m): 12:17am On Jun 27, 2016 |
goldbim:. Hahahah....same thing I said 2 myself too... |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Deepfreezer(m): 12:26am On Jun 27, 2016 |
I like to read love storys . May God guide you both |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by Kobicove(m): 4:15am On Jun 27, 2016 |
I think they were ![]() |
Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by mrdharkchild(m): 4:30am On Jun 27, 2016 |
vague:but it wasnt your mother that the comedian is married to... i may stand corrected, she is your mum.. |
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