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17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:21pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
1. “ALL STAND GREET!” The pain you feel when that annoying teacher enters the class. 1 Like
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:22pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
2. “What was the last thing I said?” You always get asked this when you weren’t paying any attention.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:23pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
3. “Everyone tear out a sheet of paper.” When a test you didn’t plan for is about to go down.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:25pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
4. “You have just 10 minutes more.” When you haven’t even finished answering half the questions.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:26pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
5. “PENS UP!” When you know you’ve already failed.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by raph101(m): 10:28pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Lol... All stand! .... Especially that crazy time u were gisting with palz and that crazy boring math teacher shows up and u av not done his assignment. |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:28pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
6. “Results are out.” When this sentence puts the fear of God in you.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
7. “I’ll be calling out your scores.” When you know the whole class will see your shame.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:32pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
8. “All of you kneel down there.” When you get dragged into group punishment that doesn’t concern you.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:34pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
9. “Everybody move out for prep.” The absolute worst.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:35pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
10. “The principal is calling you.” The scariest thing you could ever hear.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by adexlamex(m): 10:35pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
you don try.....shey make we both waka go frontpage? 1 Like |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:36pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
11. “LAST JUNIOR!” When a senior shouts this and you just run for your life.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:37pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
12. “When is your next free period?” When a teacher wants to use style to steal your free period.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:38pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
13. “Just give me 5 minutes out of your break time.” When your class is still stuck and you can see everyone else outside.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
14. “Please one spoon/one base.” When your friend won’t just allow you drink your garri in peace.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:39pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
15. “Come and collect it at the end of the term.” What you hear when contraband gets seized.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
16. “Everyone bring out your notes.” When you hear this when your note isn’t complete.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Alpharezz(m): 10:40pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
17. “Go and wait for me in my staff room.” That moment you get sent to the land of no return.
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Nobody: 10:51pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Op no kill me with laugh...... *Who is with my PEN..... Everyday for person dey always find PEN...{Class na who carry my pen from my Locker}... Secondary school was fun..
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:14pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Alpharezz: *Chai, if Principal send for you, You go dey ask yourself so many questions, which of dey categories you fall under... -Contraband -Fighting -Bullying -Form master's report -Excellent performance *You must dress properly before you reach Principa's office; borrow beret, borrow correct school scandals, button your school uniform till e reach "obey your tailor", make your case with Principal no increase x2.... 1 Like
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Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by David25(m): 11:17pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Alpharezz:I had a policy then, no external spoon allowed wen you come for a spade.. |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by slimthugchimee(m): 11:18pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
hehe |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
But where is lalasticlacla Okechukwu sef? |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by babyfaceafrica: 7:10am On Jun 28, 2016 |
Lmao |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by Nobody: 11:16am On Jun 28, 2016 |
I hate school |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by druxy(m): 1:17pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
lmao..op..so true..those base carriers ehn..anyway na sampaming sure pass no matter how innocent once you get called to disciplinary committee....no coming out free...maybe expulsion..suspension..or labour |
Re: 17 Sentences Every Nigerian Absolutely Dreaded Hearing In Secondary School by ijobawise(m): 12:54pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
d way i alws laff wen ah remember my sec skul daez thou...miss duz daez...public skul swit die |
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