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| 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Nicolars(m): 10:04pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” It makes no sense, but it still used to pain. 2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one. 3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW, ABEG? 4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian! 5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it? 6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” The kuli kuli must have been a badass. 7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us? 8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense. 9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi? 10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me? 11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain. 12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz. 13. “You bombastic element.” Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain. 14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. 15. “Born by mistake.” Ouch! 16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.” The most annoying answer to “what?” 17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.” Lols men, I don forget the rest, maybe lalasticlala go remember Let's hear your own killer insult back in the days |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by justman911(m): 10:08pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
hahaha........... so true
Op e be like say u be perpetual victim |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by yungmill(m): 10:09pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
 back in the dayWho sey we no go win o x2 Catapult fire im m*m*
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| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by wordbank(m): 10:09pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
12. “You poo here, poo here, poo here, dey find the LCM.” It was the dopest! |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by vincentico(m): 10:11pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
hahaha |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Ekpekus(m): 10:22pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
That year! Na 'wording' or 'stroking' warri dey call am. 13. With your big belle like hallelujah band. |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Tocheagle(m): 10:39pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Your Nose Like Okada Sit |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Tocheagle(m): 10:40pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
U dey craze , u dey mad , u dey Gbombolo ciga |
| Re: 17 Childhood Insults You'll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako by Tapout(m): 2:14am On Jul 01, 2016 |
the biggest meat for your villa na mosquito laps  The very first time I heard this was in my jss1 and I was like www.nairaland.com/attachments/3910387_img20160502174411edit_jpegcc6004795cb66dffd1193f96afb44faf |
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