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Africa Proverb by losak9111(m): 6:31am On Jul 01, 2016 |
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS. ⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) ⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) ⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) ⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) ⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) ⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) ⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo) ⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) ⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya) ⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal ) Don't laff alone...pls share with others!!! WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ? |
Re: Africa Proverb by Nobody: 6:39am On Jul 01, 2016 |
11.A konji that has never enter a punny will be dangerous at weddin night-dollyjuke 1 Like |
Re: Africa Proverb by engrfcuksmtin(m): 7:03am On Jul 02, 2016 |
No matter how red the kitkat is, it cannot burn the skirt....(Engrfcuksmtin, 2016) |
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