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Ways To Toast Inside D Church (HOLY TOASTING ) by emprorfk(m): 7:57pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Holy Toasting...!
Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to
be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they
become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night,
so that
you may be careful to do everything written in it.
Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right,
whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is
admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy th
ink about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen." |
Re: Ways To Toast Inside D Church (HOLY TOASTING ) by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2016 |
Amen!!! |
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