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#GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by CharlesPhc: 12:35am On Jul 04, 2016
GEJ Sir, may i seize this opportunity to say a huge welcome back to the country and to quickly update you on the current state of the nation #WhileYouWereAway...!!!

Sir, #WhileYouWereAway...

...the official pump price of PMS per litre flew from N86.50k to N145.
...fuel subsidy was finally removed even though they criticised you for attempting to do same.
...the price of kerosene per litre flew from N50 to N200, infact not available.
...the price of tomatoes per bowl flew from N200 to N1000
...the exchange rate of dollar to Naira currently stands at about N350 to a dollar.
....Electricity generation dropped to 0.00MW nationwide
....INEC has been transformed to 'INconclusive Electoral Commission'
Re: #GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by emmysexxy(f): 12:40am On Jul 04, 2016
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Re: #GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by Standing5(m): 12:50am On Jul 04, 2016
While the IB was there . . .
Stealing was no corruption
Defense Ministry budget that had hitherto averaged $1B averaged excess of $3.5B with no improvement
Cassava bread idea was pursued endlessly at the detriment of Tomato conversion, maize, and wheat
There was good economic policies and excess fund but you borrowed to pay salaries and handed over for lack management skills
Electricity generation frequently touched the 0.00000 MegaWatt mark
Re: #GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by CrazyG: 12:57am On Jul 04, 2016
GEJ while u were away the struggle continued.....trial and error polices continue unabated.....your countrymen are still being used as Guinea pigs by economics neophytes and novices. For the first time since independence we had 2 authentic governors in a state!
Re: #GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by Nobody: 1:46am On Jul 04, 2016
GEJ WHILE YOU WERE AWAY. ...THE AVENGERS STOPPED BOMBING OIL INSTALLATIONS, AT YOUR RETURNS, HOSTILITY RESUMED.
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY. ...AGBELE ABIODUN IMPLICATED YOU.
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, MBU WAS RETIRED
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, 2.5BIL naira was traced to the account of your female minister house maid while you were away, corruption is now stealing
while you were away, olisa metuh agreed to return 400mill. he rcvd from dasukigate arm funds
while u were away. .amosun et,al are being prosecuted for money stolen under your watch.
Re: #GEJ While You Were Away...!!! by Nobody: 1:49am On Jul 04, 2016
2.1 Billion naira was discovered in the bank account of one of your mistress's maid. You wont be able to save her despite all the good times you both had together while PEJ was in hospital.

metuh agreed to refund 400million naira of looted funds. He is now supporting the course of exposing looters.

omisore has been arrested as a result of his stinginess in sharing the 700million naira you approved through dasuki if he had shared the money properly, maybe he would have won the gurbanitorial election in osun state just kike his brother fayose in ekiti.

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