With your wakawaka shit like devil salad.

You mess Agbalumo marry mango

Dem sey mk u spell taxi u say na Tee A times one

First day u see OMO, u call am blue garri (when we use to buy #5 blue detergent tied in nylon chai)

First day u enter aeroplane, u go dey write names of noise makers.

Dem ask u why u carry kerosene lamp enter America, u say u no trust NEPA

With ur black and white nyash like Satan Tom tom

Richest man for una village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work.

Oyibo pour spit from aeroplane, u and ur family dive am tink sey na dollar.

There are a lot more, I even had a book where I wrote all of them. Whenever I was in a battle and forget any yabs, I would quickly rush to get my 'mess' book . awesome days they were.
Thanks OP for taking us back mehn.

U mess ur whole village begin use torch light dey find am ;DU mess ur whole village begin use torch light dey find am

Ladycloud:
it's cool... Childhood experience.... Mine wasn't really fun.. I didn't even have friends

so where do you reside?

You are konkonbility

You are bludikenge

You are bloddy fool

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

You mess agbalumo tie wrapper.

Indian kpomo

With your black face like devil bible

You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do (can't remember the sound we used to say again)

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

You mess agbalumo tie wrapper.

Indian kpomo

With your black face like devil bible

You mess e no do puu, e no do paa, e do paarira

Wizdude:
With your wakawaka shit like devil salad.

You mess Agbalumo marry mango

Dem sey mk u spell taxi u say na Tee A times one

First day u see OMO, u call am blue garri (when we use to buy #5 blue detergent tied in nylon chai)

First day u enter aeroplane, u go dey write names of noise makers.

Dem ask u why u carry kerosene lamp enter America, u say u no trust NEPA

With ur black and white nyash like Satan Tom tom

Richest man for una village na wheelbarrow e dey carry go work.

Oyibo pour spit from aeroplane, u and ur family dive am tink sey na dollar.

There are a lot more, I even had a book where I wrote all of them. Whenever I was in a battle and forget any yabs, I would quickly rush to get my 'mess' book . awesome days they were.
Thanks OP for taking us back mehn.

You put radio inside fridge when they ask you you say you wan hear cool fm

That agbalumo marry mango ehnnn.....if dem knack you that one just know say you don lose

You mess all nigeria scatter, you blow Carter you say na indian butter. Lol

Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me

AbuMikey:
Extras

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With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet


You Mess, Amala throw Backie


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

Op please where did you live childhood, cos since I know them all it makes me feel as if you were my playmate then

AbuMikey:

Of course

he said he is from lagos o

schumastic:


so where do you reside?

Aba, abia state

schumastic:


so where do you reside?

Aba

Ladycloud:
Aba, abia state

kinda dislike that place cus of particular person,but is a nice place though...how come you didn't grow up with other kids during your childhood days or were you always locked inside?

You fall from 10 story building, you nor die but na only your pynt brake

Hot ogbolor soup pour for your yansh, e burn you but because people dey there you do "You think say I nor go lick ahn!

With your sucking pear head

Hammer head of horror

You see fine geh dey pass, you carry razor blade dey cut your eyelid dey say "Fine geh I dey cut eye for you."

When dem don too much yab you, you go begin do "wanka shaigai, your father yansh, your mama, your papa gbola" and if the person na your senior come see konk for your head when e go press give you


Warri, the good old days

schumastic:


kinda dislike that place cus of particular person,but is a nice place though...how come you didn't grow up with other kids during your childhood days or were you always locked inside?

yea... Always indoors.. Went to a private school as well

Ladycloud:
yea... Always indoors.. Went to a private school as well

i thought as much, would v love to continue the chat outside to know a thing or two but i don't fancy it...hope your day is going great

schumastic:


i thought as much, would v love to continue the chat outside to know a thing or two but i don't fancy it...hope your day is going great

yea.. TkiA

Ladycloud:
yea.. TkiA

you too dear

danidee10:


You put radio inside fridge when they ask you you say you wan hear cool fm

That agbalumo marry mango ehnnn.....if dem knack you that one just know say you don lose

As in ehn, na KO be that.

gebest:
he said he is from lagos o

But, I am the OP na

AbuMikey:

But, I am the OP na

pure edo BLOOD

LordFreepon:


abeg wch one be skeleton meat pie, abi you jst freestyle am now. . .like say you even know wetin wey be meat pie den.

Lol i buy meat pie for 5 naira then o no be now when meat pie don turn 1500.