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How Apc And Other Bodies Report The Sigthing Of The Moon by dd12345: 12:33pm On Jul 05, 2016
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt

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Re: How Apc And Other Bodies Report The Sigthing Of The Moon by maxti: 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2016
Lips sealed lipsrsealed
Re: How Apc And Other Bodies Report The Sigthing Of The Moon by spafu(m): 12:44pm On Jul 05, 2016
ok o
Re: How Apc And Other Bodies Report The Sigthing Of The Moon by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jul 05, 2016
what more can I say

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