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The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by rave2u: 1:54pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ladies what do you think of a Brother in church who comes with such line as "The Lord ministered to me" share your experiences. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by candylips(m): 1:58pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
lol oya over to the house |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by shayoor(f): 2:01pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
am coming back |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:02pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Now I cannot stand dudes like that. . .they piss me off with a capital P! I remember months ago, during service. . .some dude kept on staring at me in church. . .after the service. . .he came and was like. . .oh the Lord ministered to me that I was the woman of his dreams, I told him that it was such a huge coincidence because the same Lord also ministered to me and told me he certainly wasn't the man of my dreams! |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by candylips(m): 2:04pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
hehehe Thonia you do correct thing |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
rave2u: LOL!! Thats funny, do guys really do that? I guess we catholics dont get ministered to. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by follypimpi(m): 2:42pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Sum Usher dude tried it on my GF,i told him thou saith the Lord,flee from my GF u evil,cos my wrath thou cannot reckon with. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by ThoniaSlim(f): 2:44pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
lmfao. . . |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by whitelexi(m): 2:50pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Ujujoan: Yeah, i think all the ministering comes from the new generation churches. . . I've had to stop going to the christ embassy just around the corner and now opt for my traditional catholic church although it is miles away from my house. I don tire for their brother/sister-in-the-lord-philosophies. Dem wan know your house, your business, your intimacies, wetin u chop, wetin u shit comot after. . . Haba! |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Any old dude can spit out those tired lines. These are the fakers and hypocrites ruining the religion. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by tunery004(m): 2:52pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
na wa o well just passing by |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
whitelexi:Me too its all fricking ridiculous now. And I dont trust them. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Pataki: 2:56pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
ThoniaSlim:Haba! A brother must at least try innit? Give it to him for walking up to you with his legs clattering together and still opening his gob to say something. @ topic, I wish the Lord would minister to that usher in my church. Or is it only brothers the Lord is ministering to? |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by ThoniaSlim(f): 3:04pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Pataki: Which kind trying be that? abeg if he likes a sister he should just say so rather than coming with all the Lord ministering thingie. . .that's just so old. . . Pataki: . . . I was wondering the same thing. . .but the sisters must have their own scope? [quote][/quote] |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by izeek(m): 3:07pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
God is not an author of confusion. if he gives u such revelation, he wud give it to her too. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Basildon1(m): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
I sometimes wonder how the whole scope started, |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by izeek(m): 3:32pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
i think you shud do some bible research. although jacob readily comes to mind. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by tosyne007(m): 3:40pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
well, has anyone ever thought that this ministration of a thing could be real? izeek: Exactly!!!. The saying goes thus "it takes two to tangle". Therefore, both parties should get the revelation, ministration, inspiration or wateva, Personally, i take such things with a pinch of salt. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by candylips(m): 4:04pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
funny |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by izeek(m): 4:14pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
candylips, wats funny. God just told me ur sisters will marry that ur church warden. better tell them fast. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by joizzy1: 5:01pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
izeek:God de talk 2 u now on behalf of others??!!!Daddy in Isreal |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Pataki: Maybe you should listen hard to know if God is ministering to you! tosyne007: Nah . . not me!! Does God not minister about the ugly sisters? I bet the brothers choose the cream ones to be misnistered to!! Ebonyeyes: I think so too! whitelexi: Ha no be small thing oh, infact the day I went with a friend to Winners, one of the 'Pastors' actually approached one of our frinds to say that he had a ministeration about and wanted to see her in private smart way to get a girls contact eh? . I always wondered why God chose the prettiest of us to minsister about. Unfortunately for him, my friend is even more Catholic than the pope, so I guess God dint check well |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by posakosa(m): 5:32pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
rave2u: James Bassey is a devil who attends a Redeemed Church. I can imagine pulling this stunt on an innocent young girl and her parents, If the girl is desperate she will marry a devil. If the girl is a true and genuine child of GOD. GOD will reveal the real devil he is to her. He goes to church to phuck young women looking to find a husband at church. Ladies pls SHINE your eyes, Not all men who go to church are of GOD. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by posakosa(m): 5:35pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
Aside from using God as an exploit because his brother is a Pastor at the Redeem Church he attends so WOMEN automatically think that he is a good guy. James Bassey's other favorite line is "I will file papers for you" |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by Nobody: 6:21pm On Sep 08, 2009 |
follypimpi: Roflmao!!! ThoniaSlim: @poster I'll just walk away. |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by candylips(m): 9:36am On Sep 09, 2009 |
stillwater: QED |
Re: The Lord Ministering To A Brother? by izeek(m): 12:31pm On Sep 10, 2009 |
jo-izzy: mummy in ajah! u knowi have givn you God's ministration concerning your life, that young man from delta state, with fine looks and plenty of charm is the one for you. dont think of it much, God says he will be right for you. as for others and my ministry, well what can i do? i have to serve the lord as he directs. |
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