There was this cartoon after Abacha died,in which his wife was in tears and eulogising her hubby. . .

Mrs Abacha : My husband was a great Nigerian

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : He was a brilliant officer

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : A loving husband

Journalist : Yes madam

Mrs Abacha : He loved Nigerians

Journalist : Yes madam,and indians too

hymen:

iya wo dimka
kilo wa se l'oja

mo wa r'ewedu

ededu elelo

ewedu cici

tete ma lo le
won ti fe pa dimka

ye ye ye ye
fila e ti jabo

ye ye ye ye
gele e ti jabo


sori too long to translate

Wow, i can actually read Yoruba without Ami oke, ami arin and ami isale, lol

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d :d :d :d :d

OneNaija:
During the Ikeja Bomb blast,

Compensated Victim: Thanks you sir for the Money

Abacha: This is all I have to compensate to the Ikeja Bomb Blast Victim If that is not enough come to Aso rock to collect the Rest.


If you remember any of Abacha Funniest Statement, Please Post.

Oga which Abacha are u talking about? The abacha that has already died abi ?