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Re: by Coyotejack(m): 1:02am On Jul 17, 2016
Long live iLegend...........
Baba to badt............

Please put pen to paper and the sky will be your starting point.......


cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 17, 2016

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Re: by EtzKvnqOppy(m): 5:05pm On Jul 17, 2016
Waiting for yhu Prof,Are yhu taking a Nap
Re: by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jul 21, 2016

Re: by demzylahot(m): 4:47pm On Jul 23, 2016
Baddest iLegend, are you still admitting students in your institution wink
Re: by Valprof: 5:48pm On Jul 23, 2016
iLegend:
4. Conversational skill (FemaleSextapes)
3. ESCOFi
2. Attitude (I don't give a fúck, a relaxed and a forgiving attitude)
1. Great in Bed (if you ain't naturally great in bed, then you ain't qualified to be a bad boy)

6. Arrogance
('Organized arrogance' which equals confidence — not 'show-off arrogance')

It's easier to develop arrogance than confidence, so develop extreme arrogance, then divide it by 10 and you'll get confidence. Confidence is hard to develop, but arrogance is easy. Typical arrogance is bad, so keep the one you have "organized" and don't show-off.

5. Humor (normal, sexual and naughty humor). Read the book "Comedy Writing Secrets" by Mel Helitzer.

4. Conversational skills (FemaleSextapes)

Holding a conversation will become one of your easiest task if you know how to use The FemaleSextapes system. The acronym stands for:
F=Family
E=Entertainment
M=Marriage
A=Ambition
L=Language
E=Experiences/Events
S=Sex-life
E=Education
X=Xercise
T=Travel
A=Ask-Me
P=Problems
E=Environmental-observations
S=Scariest Encounter Ever (SEE)

I have NEVER lacked something to talk about in a conversation. One of the key topics like Entertainment can last me for an hour or two and if I notice it's getting boring I switch to Sex-life and if Sex-life gets too heated I reduce it to Problems and so on. There are so many fun things to yan about of you know how to use the FemaleSextapes.

I would've loved to give examples of each, but it's a different post.

3. ESCOFi
ESCOFi is a remote or qualities of a man women love. Pressing the remote correctly is the problem most men have. The acronym stands for Emotion, Sexual, Comical, Other-adventures, Financial, intellectual.

2. Attitude
(I don't give a fúck, a relaxed and a forgiving attitude).

Your composure, confidence, outlook and approach of things is a huge factor.

1. Great in Bed
(If you ain't naturally great in bed, then you ain't qualified to be a bad boy).

You can train yourself to be naturally great in bed; all you need is the right program and instructor. When you master this you'll laugh at people using Viagra, tramadol, root, coda, weed or whatever man-power that's available. I always laugh when people mention these things. Although, occasional and medicinal wéed can be a spice if you wish, but not a default.

You've got the key, they've got the car. If you don't give them the key, they can never move their cars. What Am I saying? As long as a women is not a lesb!an you've got the key to her car. And without your key her car can never be moved, so it's your job to take control.

Don't shy away from your responsibilities. If you don't take charge she won't like you in the first place. Don't wait till it's 'low battery' before you recharge your energy and take charge/control.

With humor, interaction is a breeze. Not everybody understands sarcasm, and not everyone is in a good mood for interaction. There's nothing called rejection to a man who doesn't give a fúck in the first place. It's only when you give a fúck you can get fúcked.

When you see a girl you like observe and attack fast, else that little voice in your head will creep in and discourage you and you'll go home sad and end up meeting your old friend mastūrbation. Same thing with ladies too. If most guys are nervous, so if you like him make a move, but don't show too much interest, else you'll look cheap.

(It's better to fail than never trying. One day you'll laugh and write a book about your failures in life and how it has shaped you).

Wooing for a 'true' bad boy shouldn't take more than 5 minutes while standing, else it's a waste of time and saliva! He's not a pastor. The only time a bad boy will waste some time is if he wants to create emotional rapport or connections. With the attraction he has created within the 5 minutes interval, it's enough to take her number and finish off via phone calls or chats. Check my thread on how to chat.

'True' bad boys are not scared of rejections because they know rejections are inevitable and they're ready to be rejected, but you'll be surprised they hardly get rejected.

Their confidence or 'organized-arrogance' and humor cannot be matched; it's supreme, magnetic and charming. Their 'I don't care what you say body language' cannot be hidden; women perceive it subconsciously.

It's not what you say, but how you say it. Confidence, Humor and 'I Don't Care Mindset' will get you whatever you want.

No one fúcks around when I'm around, so listen. Learn to take risks and actions; stop reading the risks of your actions. — iLegend.

Women are always women; there's nothing you can do about it. They're always looking for a real man not a kid. And bad boys are seen as the real men, while nice guys are seen as the real kids.

(Just wanna make this post short — most of you don't like long posts).

...to be continued with SUCCElowedSS STORIES

Look for troubles, but make sure they're nonviolent.

Keep safe


iLegend
legend i recently got baned becauset i posted money making link here in romance section...does it mean such is nt allowed...advise me.I am a newbie
Re: by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2016

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Re: by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 23, 2016

Re: by Davvymavvy: 9:06pm On Jul 23, 2016
Nice expository!!!

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Re: by HDee(m): 10:27pm On Jul 23, 2016

Nice
Good work
Keep it smoking grin
Re: by Valprof: 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2016
iLegend:


Hahaha! Nice ban for ya spam-atozoa. I'll call King of first to view, never comment: King importexpert to handle your case. My King, I'll soon join you full time in business section.
u mean i shud do it in business section?.....talk coherently nw.....
Re: by seunny4lif(m): 3:04pm On Jul 24, 2016
iLegend:


Hahaha! Nice ban for ya spam-atozoa. I'll call King of first to view, never comment: King importexpert to handle your case. My King, I'll soon join you full time in business section.
Help me bro
Girls always tag me been nice shocked shocked shocked
Some of them always look me like bro embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: by Nobody: 5:46pm On Jul 25, 2016

Re: by Davland(m): 2:47am On Jul 26, 2016
Really helpful

Can't believe I read it all through cheesy
Re: by Nobody: 4:43am On Jul 26, 2016
Smell lies... U bleeped hoes from 4 continent...


Mah nigga
Re: by Nobody: 8:54am On Jul 26, 2016

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Re: by Nobody: 9:47am On Jul 26, 2016

Re: by Davland(m): 9:51am On Jul 26, 2016
iLegend:


There's a way the brain interprets information or texts. While reading, after 4 lines the brain will ask some questions.

Brain: Sir, are you sure you like what you're reading?
You: I never dey sure o! But make I no quit yet.
Brain: Sir, are you learning something new from this write-up?
You: E bi like o!
Brain: Sir, sorry for disturbing your brain. Does the write-up make you laugh or smile?
You: Abeg, you dey disturb me. Wait make I read finish.
Brain: Sir, are you still reading?
You: Wow! Op, When you dey drop part 2? This is one one the best posts I have read so far.

That's how the brain probes us when we read. The job of a good writer is to master how to navigate around and fulfill the curiosity of the brain, then leave the editing for proof readers to correct errors if you want it published.

Wait a minute, I'm writing an article already. I thinks I'll write a full article on this.


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Re: by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jul 26, 2016
iLegend:


Thanks for your input my brother. I got nothing to prove.

Keep safe

Those pics will be of help
Re: by Nobody: 7:12pm On Jul 26, 2016

Re: by dmola(m): 3:44pm On Aug 07, 2016
nigga i dove mi cap for u ..nice write up
Re: by dmola(m): 3:47pm On Aug 07, 2016
i dove mi cap for u very good badt guy.....nice writup

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