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Irony Of Life by EMXTAN1(m): 12:34am On Jul 08, 2016 |
1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble
2. The doctor hopes you get sick
3. The police hopes you become a criminal
4. The teacher hopes you are born stupid
5. The landlord hopes that you don't build a house
6. The prostitute hopes you don't marry
7. The dentist hopes that your teeth decays
8. The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down
9. The coffin-maker wants you dead
10. Only a thief wishes you prosperity in Life!
Abeg Hug a thief next to u 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Irony Of Life by Ekejoestar(m): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2016 |
Endtime thief |
Re: Irony Of Life by profmallory(m): 1:10pm On Jul 08, 2016 |
I get your joke o, but a Naija thief comes to kill, steal and destroy. Dont think they deserve a Hug o A doctor knows someone will always get sick The Police man knows there would always be criminals The teacher knows there would always be people seeking knowledge The landlord is doing us a favour, not everyone will build houses at the same time For the prostitute, well they have customers, even married ones The dentist, helps to keep our teeth healthy, even from decay The mechanic helps with our cars, even when they are new and The coffin maker sure knows people will die everyday.. he needs not pray about business Only the thief brings no benefit, and if you have no money to give, you may give something more valuable. no hug for the thief, both armed robbers or government officials. EMXTAN1: |
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