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The Woman And The Alien by Venusman(m): 5:10pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
The woman and the alien. My name is v7"*ti41:;-$, you don't need to learn to pronounce it ,as only the alien here will understand. I'm a traveller and a researcher. I've discovered lots of wonders on this planet. One of the dreadful creatures I discovered is called woman. when I met her I was deceived by her gesture and her body, I became victim because to me she's wonderful and because of this, I revealed my mission hoping that I've found a friend as this is very unlike where I was coming from, no feeling, no emotion, strictly business ask lalastical and tosyn2much they attest this. enjoying my stay with her and while making love with her I misplace my visa to other planet and my return ticket and I didn't care about it, but little did I know that I was killing myself. even when I lost connection network with my colleague I didn't think of it twice until recent when I finally discovered that, that creature called woman is the most unfair creature on this planet, If you ever need to invest in an unprofitable business, visit the women shop. the sweet evil and the lovely darkness. i should have known, i would av listen to my colleague never to flirt on the zone.I'm writing this because I'm stranded on the planet all because of woman, need help to find my way back to Venus. please be aware of the creature called women. Yours UFO venusman |
Re: The Woman And The Alien by Nobody: 5:27pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
LOL... After God.. Fear women..they have been scamming since 12BC 1 Like |
Re: The Woman And The Alien by khristals(m): 5:30pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
bros come... I still have your tablets in my shop 1 Like |
Re: The Woman And The Alien by Nobody: 5:50pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
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