So, I've been on Nland for how many months now? Well, it's been enthralling so far and had learnt a whole lot about people and societies from the tumultuous pool of ideas that streams in here every second, my eyes focused on the romance section cos of the relative solemnity that reigns , the closer to heart rapport that easily unfolds and the unethical, highly ludicrous if you allow me level of mad fun that comes in handy like shocker waves unexpectedly when compared to other sections . So, you see threads running into hundreds of pages a times if the topic is that hot.

I have not only been intrigued, I've been shocked a whole number of times . But to ward off the assholes smoked on dope pipes that are ever ready to attack you for your vulnerability, I stomach lots but I knew someday , I'll have to regurgitate all I've stomached and laugh out loud for the world that don't care.

- When they're quick to judge; I'm like wow! there we go.

- When they comment with a dot only to come back and edit when it reaches FP ; I'm like oh Kay, let's see how many likes that's gonna attract.

-When a girl says a thing like 'people we like don't usually come for us, so we go with whatever that comes even if we don't like em' ; I'm like eww! that's whoritude , how much more does your life suck?

- When a girl is so free she expresses her fetishes and the guys just max up on her like ants that found sugar - I'm like ppl r this fkced up? Da Fukc!

When an average looking girl with normal features posts her pics to prove a point and some guys starts hyperventilating raising her to heaven seven; I'm like ,chill niggas she was just saying.

Anyway, NVM just testing my typing speed , You must be dead bored to even go through this sh!t

So what's the shock about? Aren't you Nigerian..

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So what's the shock about? Aren't you Nigerian..

I said I was just typing bruh

bitchcrafts:
I said I was just typing bruh

You really bored mehn... but that was a funny post.

Something like what you mentioned happened with me just last night with trapqueen.

Bruh, you just can't resist the temptation to hit the PM button while home girl was just having fun.

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You really bored mehn... but that was a funny post.

Something like what you mentioned happened with me just last night with trapqueen.

Bruh, you just can't resist the temptation to hit the PM button while home girl was just having fun.

I'm working on my typing speed, not bored And your story is interesting really , so why didn't you tap on the pm button since u fancy her so? She's just a girl and its a guy like your humble self that will still get to Fukc her!

bitchcrafts:
I'm working on my typing speed, not bored And your story is interesting really , so why didn't you tap on the pm button since u fancy her so? She's just a girl and its a guy like your humble self that will still get to Fukc her!

Oh yeah!
And what makes you think I didn't.

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Oh yeah!
And what makes you think I didn't.

Its quite self evident mate. So, you did and she dey carry face up or what?

DucheSsMerezz:

What's your stress MissM?

bitchcrafts:
What's your stress MissM?

I don't have one sire.

DucheSsMerezz:

I don't have one sire.

Wow! Nobody would ever guess you can actually talk

bitchcrafts:
Wow! Nobody would ever guess you can actually talk

.. isn't that ludicrous??

DucheSsMerezz:

.. isn't that ludicrous??

lol. humour me, I was only messing wd u

bitchcrafts:
lol. humour me, I was only messing wd u

Yeah papi .. Ikr