Women never lie.
We tell small untruths flavoured with vanilla. If you really believed these, we should send you back to kindergarten. The truth is everyone lies.

Women also tell lies. I believe I hear some Naija guys clapping and cheering in the background as I write this. I won’t sugarcoat things.

Here are the top lies every woman tells:

1. He’s just a friend
I bet a lot of guys will read this, then go query their babes. Often times, he is not just a friend. We just don’t wahala so we claim friendship. But sometimes, a male jogging buddy is just that. A jogging buddy.


2. It wasn’t expensive
Just multiply the figure in your head by at least 40. When we say that about after we’ve just gone shopping, just be like:


3. I just threw an outfit together
This is a major lie. We spent hours planning the perfect outfit to wear on that date with you.


4. I’m fine
If you ask what’s wrong, we’d say we’re fine. Even though we clearly aren’t. And If you don’t ask? You should be making your last confessions to a priest at that time.


5. I love sports
A girl will tell you she loves sports (say football) then proceed to put CR7 in Chelsea and tell you Beckham still plays football. Lol, we just do this because we like you.

Lol, it's all gender o

Are u a transgender ni op?

You're my one and only bae, there is no other

fairygodgodess:
Lol, it's all gender o

Are u a transgender ni op?

Rara o...I am a complete man o. If you are in doubt, we can conduct some INTRUSIVE testing , just you and i together only.
Can't you see source ni? Just copied and paste.

vicstar:
• • • • • Mehn!!! The "m" after yo moniker...

Got me thinking...

You are on your own.

I'm not aa gold-digger and i'm not interested in ur money

vicstar:
• • • • • Mehn!!! The "m" after yo moniker...

Got me thinking...

Festivalofholi:
I'm not aa gold-digger and i'm not interested in ur money

.kikikikikiki••••

lolaxavier:


Rara o...I am a complete man o. If you are in doubt, we can conduct some testing, just you and i together only.
Can't you see source ni? Just copied and paste.

Lol, Okay o.

Festivalofholi:
I'm not aa gold-digger and i'm not interested in ur money

A week after saying this, they will now remember they want to pay school fees and start putting their whole problem on your head.

If only dis wia d lies women do tell,dis world cld v been a better place... Wen u hear my ex lie,na then u go knw say devil still dey learn work...

Headlesschicken:
If only dis wia d lies women do tell,dis world cld v been a better place... Wen u hear my ex lie,na then u go knw say devil still dey learn work...