2BB4CB3E:
3.Abuja sun and hell fire.

Abuja na child's play, u need visit Sokoto and Jigawa

I'm barely a month in Abuja. Haven't experienced much but that of VIO yesterday evening at Berger, even passengers started running. And I was meant to believe that hustle is everywhere not just in Lagos, Ph or other cities.
Op u didn't mention pedestrian Bridges at night, that was the first security alert I got. Lol

I can relate with all the aforementioned especially that kubwa expressway, wuse market and charly boy.
Note : if you want to enjoy your new ride. Go to kubwa expressway.

Richiy:
Hahahhaha

I can relate ...especially that grandsquare bread and Kubwa traffic.

As for cab men, I just use to jejely find the nearest along. I no get strength.

That ground square queueing for bread is annoying. You men, top military officers queuing, you asked your self what is in that bread

How relatives walk into your life when they hear you've relocated to Abuja and just won a new contract

When u enters a store in maitama or asokoro and u picked a can coke and dey charge u 500... U wld b lyk WTF??

When u r new in town and driving and goin to central area frm wuse2 but just one wrong turn and u met urself in maitama.. .. . U b lyk kilode nw?? ?

103. When U mistakenly drive one way in front of Defense HQ




That Slap !!

When u login to badoo and u see beautiful girls writing bonanza 3k on dia profile.. .. U keep wandering if dey were sales rep abi na waitin den de do bonanza 4... After u piked d number and calls and u hear " do u prefer shot tym or overnight den u wll understand wat d bonanza is all abt

Wen u tink its getting late in a club in wuse2 by 3am and u decided to drive home and u still see d whole Street filled with moving cars lyk its jus 8pm.... U b lyk na all abj residents de club

How your chronic squatters react when your wicked landlady shows up for her rent but you don't have it

Akious2k2:

I'm sorry, I didn't get d Charley boy part... Can u explain?

I am guessing that the cab man expects you to just tell him Kubwa expressway than Gwarimpa.


Some places inside gwarinpa reach to dey go kubwa

Two weeks after you land a job at Sheraton hotels kitchen

[quote author=canDy4eva post=47470080]whr in Abj do u stay?[/quote
Garki. You.

hope4nigeria:
u dey masaka or madala tell us the trut.

Hahahahahahahah. I no be like you. I live in Garki. in a room and kitchen and toilet. And it's tiny. But I feel no shame ' cos it's my blood, sweat and tears.

And people that live in Madalla or Masaka...what's wrong with that Are they less human or silly for living there. If they could afford to get a house in Asokoro they would get a place there. They rent their house according to what they earn. At least they don't steal government money.

[quote author=Einl post=47475543][/quote]kubwa...

shala01:

That ground square queueing for bread is annoying. You men, top military officers queuing, you asked your self what is in that bread

What is in that bread is what the mind cannot comprehend...

Bro, admit it, the bread sweet

WIZGUY69:
I can relate with all the aforementioned especially that kubwa expressway, wuse market and charly boy.
Note : if you want to enjoy your new ride. Go to kubwa expressway.

Only at night o

canDy4eva:
kubwa...

What?

sorextee:
Wuse market and zenith bank zone4 is a place to go, when looking for your missing relative/friend. My uncle that disappeared when I was 2, I saw him at wuse market.

Although, the annoying part about some public places in Abuja is dat, the day u dress well, u won't see anybody u know. But whenever u dress awkwardly,there would be a reunion dat day. Had a bitter experience at shoprite jabi.

Since then, even if I'm going to zuba market, I go baff up well..

hmmn. no be only abuja o, it happens every where. I only get to meet people I know especially in public places when am not on makeup or in simple clothes. in fact that thing dey pain me

iyatrustee:


I am guessing that the cab man expects you to just tell him Kubwa expressway than Gwarimpa.


Some places inside gwarinpa reach to dey go kubwa

Ok, Thanx 4 d clarification... I never really knew Abuja... I've only been there 1ce

Pishure of ur tiny room in gark or idonbilifit

Einl:



Hahahahahahahah. I no be like you. I live in Garki. in a room and kitchen and toilet. And it's tiny. But I feel no shame ' cos it's my blood, sweat and tears.

And people that live in Madalla or Masaka...what's wrong with that Are they less human or silly for living there. If they could afford to get a house in Asokoro they would get a place there. They rent their house according to what they earn. At least they don't steal government money.

pix of my house in nyanya

400billionman:


We will renegotiate your sense of humor ?

Damn ! Are you kidding me ?

Poster is a ponk..

Take a chill pill brah, Nigeria is hard I know but I'm not the cause of your unhappiness

2BB4CB3E:
5. When you’re passing Ministers Hill and you see your junior driving a Bugatti.

Congratulations, You've just created the funniest meme I've ever seen.

2BB4CB3E:
10. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

True that lol
I remember telling a VIO officer that if my car should go off, it won't start up anymore and that I was heading to a mechanic workshop. I was just annoyed I got pulled over.

Richiy:


Only at night o

Me thinks its anytime.
No hold up, no criminal activities, overwideness de worry the road and it has many lanes. That road is just too sweet.

Abuja is just the best. Driving around on a Sunday and you be like 'where's everyone at in this town'.

WIZGUY69:

Me thinks its anytime.
No hold up, no criminal activities, overwideness de worry the road and it has many lanes. That road is just too sweet.

Have you ever passed there by 8am?

2BB4CB3E:
10. Your face, when you see VIO and the traffic light is red.

OMG! my Oga na no 1

dollyjuke:
Op put sense making pixs ooo

I jus left tht next cash and carry two hours ago. Gettin tht bread was a war oooo
"Government shud do smthn bou it "

2BB4CB3E:
13, when you visit your guy, that claims that he stays in a flat!

Lol this is Madonna University oooo quote me wrong...