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Must Read!! Awesome Reply From Ceo Of J.p To A Girl by Nobody: 9:49am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Awesome reply from CEO of J.P.
Morgan to a pretty girl seeking a rich
husband.
A young and pretty lady posted this
on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm
going to say here.
I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have
style and good taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an
annual salary of $1M is considered
only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there
anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are
you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is
$250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high
cost residential area on the west of
New York City Garden(?), $250k
annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang
out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who don't have looks and are not
interesting, but they are able to marry
rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be
your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)
Ms. Pretty
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P.
Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty, I have read your post with great
interest. Guess there are lots of girls
out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyse
your situation as a professional
investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
which meets your requirement, so I
hope everyone believes that I'm not
wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business
person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're
trying to do is an exchange of
"beauty" and "money" : Person A
provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem
here, your beauty will fade, but my
money will not be gone without any
good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset,
and you are a depreciation asset. It's
not just normal depreciation, but
exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be
much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street,
every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it
for long term - same goes with the
marriage that you wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in order to make a
wiser decision any assets with great
depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual
income is not a fool; we would only
date you, but will not marry you. I
would advice that you forget looking
for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself
to become a rich person with $500k
annual income.This has better chance
than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps.
signed, J.P. Morgan CEO |
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