My wife, everyone has gone home. The music is quiet, the celebration is over. Our wedding was beautiful but it is now in the past. We have finished the wedding/marriage, it is now time to build our marriage. All that is left now is the two of us… What we will become tomorrow, starts from tonight. Our life is no longer the same.

There was a day you put on one red dress… You looked so beautiful in it. That Day Iwanted to just touch you! We were in the Cinema and I was so tempted. I wanted to just take you inside the toilet and kiss you but I couldn’t. Guess what? Now I have you forever, I can do that everyday.

Before I take off your cloth and make love to you… let me tell you few things.
I have nothing to hide from you from this day. My phone, you can use it like your own. You can access my facebook, my twitter and my Instagram

From today, I have become a child. For the past five years of my life, I have been a man. I wake myself up in the morning, sometimes I go to bed hungry, I do things the way I want to. I come home whenever I want to but all that ends today. From today you become my mother, who will scold me when I come home late, a mother who will wake me up at six to go work, a mother who will ensure I don’t sleep hungry. I am glad I have a mother in you.

I hope you will be a good mother? Don’t be too harsh and I promise I won’t be too stubborn. Sometimes I will give you headache but I promise, I will also be the cure of every headache.
When my parents died, I looked after my brothers and sisters. I was like a father to them. So i will not have problem being a father to you.
Hope all men wil be as nice as dis. Let treat women like how it was ordained by God. Women are precious, they are of immeasurable value….

I did not cry now.But which kind mumu husband go come talk this kind thing. Even the wife go vex.

Blame Buhari for this.

Geez so much gaynezz

Sounds sweet.

Happy married life to the phantom couple

Cant say this to present day Nigerian woman

The woman ought to be scared, when the husband wants to be the baby instead of being the man in the house.

Uhmmmm.... That's sweet

Hmmm op u try sha but dt was some bullsh*t

Ioannes:
The woman ought to be scared, when the husband wants to be the baby instead of being the man in the house.

MEN are big babies with so much Ego#lobatan#

Idk how I feel about this.

This is not so bad na. Nairaland and cynicism.

Titilayooni:
MEN are big babies with so much Ego#lobatan#

Well if you put it that way, i can't argue with that. Lol.

Yet it's women we call babe and it women who want to be pampered, no be so?

Yieldings:
Idk how I feel about this.

I know exactly how you feel about this. It's how I feel too. It's so wrong.

Ioannes:


Well if you put it that way, i can't argue with that. Lol.

Yet it's women we call babe and it women who want to be pampered, no be so?

Na so....we all want to be pampered by a loved one,have never felt it but from what I read so far,ts a good feeling..God made that balanced equation

Titilayooni:
Na so....we all want to be pampered by a loved one,have never felt it but from what I read so far,ts a good feeling..God made that balanced equation

Trust me, it's a good feeling to love and be loved. Pray that you experience it.

Ranchhoddas:
I did not cry now.But which kind mumu husband go come talk this kind thing. Even the wife go vex.

Only stupid people like you and your fellow Nigerian guys will feel the need to insult a man for saying this.

teasel:

Only stupid people like you and your fellow Nigerian guys will feel the need to insult a man for saying this.

Only low IQ oyibo slaves like you will not realize that everyone has the right to an opinion.

Ranchhoddas:
Only low IQ oyibo slaves like you will not realize that everyone has the right to an opinion.

Oh just shut the hell up and accept that sort of opinion can only come from lowlife Nigerian men like you!
Asshole!

teasel:

Oh just shut the hell up and accept that sort of opinion can only come from lowlife Nigerian men like you!
Asshole!

I talk am. You be slave.

just wanted d op 2 know that I didn't cry!

Ranchhoddas:
I talk am. You be slave.

You're an idiot. You obviously can't help it.

teasel:

You're an idiot.
You obviously can't help it.

Neither can you help your slavery. You are in love with your chains.

teasel:

Only stupid people like you and your fellow Nigerian guys will feel the need to insult a man for saying this.

This sounds rude

Op is literally telling his wife to love him as he will be submissive to her ......Ok"""

you have to start by submitting to her your bank documents including Atm card ...there after you change your fathers name to that of hers and make sure you do all the house chores before leaving for work

you sounds like someone who won American visa lottery

Ranchhoddas:
Neither can you help your slavery. You are in love with your chains.

To be honest, you're daft but it's certainly no surprise.

Don't start what you can't continue! All these are very fake & I doubt if it will last for the first 5years of their marriage! Yeye man!!

teasel:

To be honest, you're daft but it's certainly no surprise.

Do you get banned when you spew garbage like these? The moderators seem to have a thing for me.

Ranchhoddas:
[s]Do you get banned when you spew garbage like these? The moderators seem to have a thing for me.[/s]

Silly mofo...

teasel:
Silly mofo...

Ditto

Ranchhoddas:
Ditto

Whatever...