Here are some funny quotes you all need to see..

Read below:-


1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”

12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
All by Robert Mugabe


Which of the Quote do you like most?

Hmm

12 is exceptionally hilarious...crazy mahnn!

No 13 is the reason the US accused our 3rep members of attempted rape because they crashed out at the group stage as our own lovely super eagles.

[/b]“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”[b]

Mugabe my man

I dont know what to comment,

11. ”If women think having their period
(menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult
task, they should ask the men how difficult is
it to control an erected pen*s in public.”



especially when the provoked and provokee are almost in contact


don't ever stay behind a sexy lady in a queue

haydeey:
Here are some funny quotes you all need to see..

Read below:-


1. “Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”

2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.

3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”

4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella”.

5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”

6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face”.

7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”

8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.

9. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”

10. ”God is the best inventor ever. He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker”.

11. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an erected pen*s in public.”

12. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”

13. “When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”
All by Robert Mugabe


Which of the Quote do you like most?

Number 10 is funny

5, 10, 12

time to request a pix frm my bf

preetypam:
time to request a pix frm my bf

you better do.

Na that no 3 and 7 ii like most

Thanks Op this guy funny die