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The Moment Teachers Finally Stop Believing In Government . by pjamas(m): 7:54am On Jul 14, 2016 |
This is what you will get when Government refuses to pay teachers salaries .
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TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (They all chorused) mr snoop dog!
TEACHER: Correct! Who is the governor of
nigeria?
CHILDREN: mr cyfer!
TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of
Nigeria?
CHILDREN: american dostin powder!
TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the
National Anthem?
CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!
TEACHER: Excellent. What do
you call people from Moscow?
CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!
TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?
CHILDREN: 25!
TEACHER: That's great!
u will be fool lyk dis untill government pay my
money. |
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