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I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by Abra4real(m): 9:21pm On Jul 14, 2016
Hello, Naira Landers...

I was surfing on Facebook when I came across this joke-like truth.

"Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tires. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white clothes to weddings and black clothes to funerals. Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not whitelisted. Even when playing snooker. You haven't won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. [size=20pt]But I don't care, as long as I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my butt, I'm fine![/size]" --Robert Mugabe

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Re: I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by Abra4real(m): 9:25pm On Jul 14, 2016
Cutehector, hungerbad, BrideofDracula, omenka, mynd44, lanicky, Drabeey,

Apologies for spamming your nmentions but "coman and see something o" shocked grin
Re: I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by Abra4real(m): 9:25pm On Jul 14, 2016
Cutehector, hungerbad, BrideofDracula, omenka, mynd44, lanicky, Drabeey, thepeacemaker, iffacatchyouehn

Apologies for spamming your mentions but "coman and see something o" shocked grin
Re: I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by kally32(m): 9:32pm On Jul 14, 2016
I love this man die
Re: I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by dahmie2013: 9:46pm On Jul 14, 2016
Mugabe be slamming whites since 1900BC!
Re: I Don't Care About Racism As Long As I Wipe My Butt With White Tissue -mugabe by Nobody: 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2016
As much as i like this man.... His way of rulling is what i cant relate with.
"as long as im using with toilet tissue to wipe my butt''
that one strong ooo.


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