Corporate Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that
towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and
stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800
dollars and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When
she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob
the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "Did he
say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Corporate Lesson Learned: If you share critical information
pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a
position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Corporate Lesson 2

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs,
forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the
church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek,
further up, you will find glory."

Corporate Lesson Learned: If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson Three

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They
rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof!
she's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Corporate Lesson Learned: Always let your boss have the first say.

Corporate Lesson 4

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked
him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Corporate Lesson Learned: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must
be sitting very high up.

Corporate Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the
energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top
of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Corporate Lesson Learned: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it
won't keep you there

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Very nice. I especially liked 4 and 5

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Crazy but true.nice too

Crazy but true.nice too