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*thunder For Sale!!!* Pictures by Osmondinho(m): 1:27am On Jul 20, 2016 |
Are you heartbroken? Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after giving him your virginity and you need to send thunder to fire his destiny? Did your father tell you to go and Wear your slippers when you were still a kid, and just as you got inside and came back he had disappeared and you want small thunder to fire him? Just small one. That your uncle that collected your account number 4 times but has never sent you money, do you need a little portion of our thunder to fire him and his account number? That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to and she replied you with K... Do you want to send thunder to strike her thumb? That girl that you have spent time, energy and money on that you asked out and she told you she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to send her one small thunder via email? Your dreams have finally come true because here at the *THUNDER COMPANY* we are here to fulfill your dreams. You can now send thunder to various people who have offended you. We have very specially prepared thunders for your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups every morning, some of them are soaked in petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in the sambisa forest. We have different kinds of thunders for different purposes... Including the Heartbroken Thunders. The type that will confuse the person's love life. Please order your thunders now at affordable prices. * *Heavy Thunder*--#1000 * *Medium Thunder*--#750 * *Small Thunder*--#500 * *Tiny Thunder*--#200
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Re: *thunder For Sale!!!* Pictures by EdibleCatering: 6:03am On Jul 20, 2016 |
please waris dis?? |
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