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If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 10:50am On Sep 15, 2009
If u ar 2 b naija president for 72hrs, wat are d thing u gonna do?

As 4 me o, below are wat am gonna do  grin

1. open a different bank accounts for my dad, mum, husband, sons, daughters, brothers, sisters,

2. Change d Federal State capital from Abj to Abeokuta.

4. open my own account for swizz (secret one) how many hrs reamain, brb. lol

Next.
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by CrazyMan(m): 11:21am On Sep 15, 2009
Abbey_city:

2. Change d Federal State capital from Abj to Anambra.
Next.
May God make your wish come true kiss smiley
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Ben13: 11:36am On Sep 15, 2009
lol. . .
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 11:46am On Sep 15, 2009
grin grin

Ben,Crazzy una no go talk una own abi una no wish to b presido ni? tongue
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by CrazyMan(m): 12:04pm On Sep 15, 2009
I would make you the first lady, then move the capital to Anambra like you said. smiley
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by jydoo1: 12:08pm On Sep 15, 2009
i donno until it happens, because i will do plenty things in dat 72hrs
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 3:52pm On Sep 15, 2009
CrazyMan:

I would make you the first lady, then move the capital to Anambra like you said. smiley

grin grin ori e o4kasibe
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by shayoor(f): 5:52pm On Sep 15, 2009
;d
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bashydemy(m): 6:04pm On Sep 15, 2009
jydoo1:

i donno until it happens, because i will do plenty things in dat 72hrs
hmmmm yes now we know person like you so what are the things you will do in 72hours? loot our money Abi? well Na Gun and Radiator we go take swear you in and if you get reach 10.000 naira after that 72hours then you go face panel
Bashy say so.
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by CrazyMan(m): 6:19am On Sep 16, 2009
Hmm
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 11:18am On Sep 16, 2009
bashy_demy:

hmmmm yes now we know person like you so what are the things you will do in 72hours? loot our money Abi? well Na Gun and Radiator we go take swear you in and if you get reach 10.000 naira after that 72hours then you go face panel
Bashy say so.

lol Bashy bashy u try lolzzzzzz grin but wia is ya own ansa to d Q?
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by lordmassac(m): 5:45pm On Sep 16, 2009
make i reach ther first grin grin grin grin
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bydot1(m): 12:36am On Sep 17, 2009
my loff, u try nor be smal smiley
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by mamagee6(f): 1:07am On Sep 17, 2009
Make sure Obasanjo stays in jail for 24 hrs and make sure he's being tortured and then collect all the stolen money he stole from my family and go away.
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bashydemy(m): 1:56am On Sep 17, 2009
Abbey_city:

lol Bashy bashy u try lolzzzzzz grin but wia is ya own ansa to d Q?
Organize an emergency conference with all the past leader and wipe them all out so if your papa dey among no hate me ooo
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by CrazyMan(m): 6:11am On Sep 17, 2009
Hmmm
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 10:46am On Sep 17, 2009
by.dot:

my loff, u try nor be smal smiley
trust m nw wink

bashy_demy:

Organize an emergency conference with all the past leader and wipe them all out so if your grandpa! Ben dey among no hate me ooo

of course Grandpa Ben is among grin y will i hate a human beans. . . haba!
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bydot1(m): 12:33am On Sep 18, 2009

cheesy u don fall Benard paper hand
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by tytylayor: 7:45am On Sep 18, 2009
shattap jor
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Sep 18, 2009
i will embezzle enough
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by tytylayor: 9:10am On Sep 18, 2009
i know u for dat
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 10:29am On Sep 18, 2009
plz dnt cry
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by aristole(m): 2:19pm On Sep 18, 2009
Simple!I will buy the country once.So that I own it for life.That was what Sanni Abacha

wanted to do then. grin grin grin grin grin grin

But it seems to be a mirage but God can do it.But mine will last for nothing less than 4 years(A tenure) probably 3 consecutive tenures(triple barell-ed tenures grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Ben13: 2:23pm On Sep 18, 2009
this type of ya dream no fit come to past
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by aristole(m): 2:53pm On Sep 18, 2009
@ Ben

With God all things are possible!!!!
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bydot1(m): 3:01pm On Sep 18, 2009
hmm
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 3:03pm On Sep 18, 2009
lol. . . nt things lyk dat  grin
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Ben13: 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2009
all things are possible when they're positive
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by bydot1(m): 3:06pm On Sep 18, 2009
Benard!!
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 4:07pm On Sep 18, 2009
lol bene rebublic grin
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by meekas(m): 4:10pm On Sep 18, 2009
Abeg increase am to one week my plans no go done until after one week grin
Re: If U Ar 2 B Naija President For 72hrs. by Abbeycity4(f): 4:23pm On Sep 18, 2009
grin grin u self laugh lolzz

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