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The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2016
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The Nigerian provisions starter pack:






If you don’t have all these, you’ve not started.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2016
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The official padlock for stingy students:







The worst people.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 4:52pm On Jul 20, 2016
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When you’re with your Nasco and you see someone chowing Kelloggs







Please be going.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 4:58pm On Jul 20, 2016
4.
You, the first time they jacked your locker and stole your provisions:




Just leave me to die here.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 4:59pm On Jul 20, 2016
5.
When you beg your guys for provisions and they say they haven’t launched it yet.








Is this one mad?

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:00pm On Jul 20, 2016
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When you’re the only one in your dorm that got provisions on visiting day.









As a bad guy

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:02pm On Jul 20, 2016
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When seniors see you entering the hostel with provisions.













It’s all over.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:03pm On Jul 20, 2016
8.
When a senior gives you bowl to go and fill with milk.





God, why me?

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:04pm On Jul 20, 2016
9.
When you get back from class and catch someone trying to jack your locker.







You don enter am today.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:05pm On Jul 20, 2016
10.
When you open your provisions and people with spoons start appearing like:








Who are these ones?

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:06pm On Jul 20, 2016
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When you’re the only one in your room left with provisions.








Oya beg me.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:07pm On Jul 20, 2016
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When they steal provisions from the stingiest person in your room.








God is good.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by joery6(m): 5:08pm On Jul 20, 2016
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How you look at people that take their unopened provisions back home:







Na wa for una.




source: http://zikoko.com/list/provisions-hustle-in-school/

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Young03(m): 5:44pm On Jul 20, 2016
if to say i go school ..I for know all this

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Fynestboi: 5:59pm On Jul 20, 2016
I can relate. cheesy


When you went through so many stress, and you got back to hostel and met your foodstuffs messed up by rats.


grin grin

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by timilehin007(m): 10:18pm On Jul 20, 2016
Feel the mama....









If I could choose girl I choose you
Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Elzends(m): 10:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by iamkingzlee(m): 10:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
Chaii!! See my padi, my main man, Life saver, my Nwannem,Tokoz!!! grin But, if that im mumu settings scatter, you don use 30minutes re-set am sad

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by brunofarad(m): 10:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
Lol




This is so funny grin

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by taylor88(m): 10:20pm On Jul 20, 2016
what is provision
Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by GoldCircle: 10:21pm On Jul 20, 2016
Most hilarious I've seen here by far. cheesy

Keep it up!

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by dejavubobo1(m): 10:22pm On Jul 20, 2016
terrible boarding house days, after guarding provision, U'll guard clothes, books, money... seriously it was terrible

shout out to all school house boys...UP SCHOOL ! UP SCHOOL !!

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by kenzysmith: 10:23pm On Jul 20, 2016
Provision kor na garri and toothpaste give me go sch I can remember vividly

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 20, 2016
You'll see people that'll put milk, milo, cornflakes, golden morn, cabin biscuit, sugar all in one cup

Ogini

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by goddyben(m): 10:25pm On Jul 20, 2016
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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by edorhe14(m): 10:26pm On Jul 20, 2016
So true though.
I still have some of those crazy skl habits like soaking Garri with milo,Milk and Sugar.
Smh
Those were the times.lol

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Respect55(m): 10:27pm On Jul 20, 2016
I remember dos gud old days at fgc okposi




Quote me pls if u attended FGC Okposi

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by Idydarling(f): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
op killed it at #10

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by bangalee1(m): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
I rep Unity schools All this stuffs re tru FGCI.

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by HowAreYou(m): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2016
Seconded.
FGCIK na in bad pass. those wicked seniors and stingy juniors enh! God will judge all of una.
Stingy Juniors be like:
ME: give me gaari abeg
JNR:no I can't, my mummy av counted it. grin
Wicked Seniors be like
SEN: take this 50naira and buy me 200naira beske at the tuck-shop. Collect 300naira change come.
ME: senior ahhhh
SEN: lie flat...

Omo..ko easy mehn

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Re: The Provisions Hustle Every Nigerian Student Went Through by JOOHEL: 10:30pm On Jul 20, 2016
op this is xo like my sec SCH.. kings college...

lmao


u sure say u no be kcob?


I'm so good at number 10



the day number 4 happened to me after I went to dining hall.(DH)
I nearly die



and I Neva launch my provz that time oo


chai.. miss those days

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