dat na bad news ooo. y u com dey use my style nah?

Why dis gal dey wink

Kunbee babe!!

Whatz up girl  

Heyyyyyyyyyy, im cul and u


did u go for the carnival

My dear, I'm exhausted - need to call it a night soon

Nope - I only went to see the carnival once - and that was way back in '97

can't be bothered anymore jor!

Ok bye

Night babes

A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to
London Zoo when his lorry breaks
down on the motorway. The driver gets
out of the cab and is looking at the
engine when a second lorry driver
stops in front of him and asks if he
needs help. The penguins' driver
explains that he is taking the penguins
to the zoo and asks if the other man
would take the penguins there. He
agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry
driver drives past the first one, who is
still waiting on the motorway. The
penguins are still on the lorry, and look
happy. "I thought I asked you to take
those penguins to the zoo," shouted
the first driver. The second replied, "I
did, but I had some money left, so
we're going to the cinema now."

Kunbee u like me abi? Cuz na my name u dey remember to mention here all da time

chinneexxi:

A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to
London Zoo when his lorry breaks
down on the motorway. The driver gets
out of the cab and is looking at the
engine when a second lorry driver
stops in front of him and asks if he
needs help. The penguins' driver
explains that he is taking the penguins
to the zoo and asks if the other man
would take the penguins there. He
agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry
driver drives past the first one, who is
still waiting on the motorway. The
penguins are still on the lorry, and look
happy. "I thought I asked you to take
those penguins to the zoo," shouted
the first driver. The second replied, "I
did, but I had some money left, so
we're going to the cinema now."

You dry joke wan spoil my day God no go gree

Studio CFR:

Kunbee u like me abi? Cuz na my name u dey remember to mention here all da time

Sharrap ur trap

Tehehe

studio, how ur rat poison biz na

Tehehe not doing bad at all - and your pure water bizness nko?

we thank God , the last rat poison wey i buy from u no work ooo, all the rat gather chop am happily like say na suya party i arrange 4 them,

PH rats dey fear me - especially the ones wey dey yo compound- dem get scissors teeth

that's why i say ur poison no work, u no know say na militant rat we get 4 here, abeg make u no fall my hand, u better do ur job well

Drex back first

Studio CFR:

Drex back first

Confusionist

chinneexxi:

A lorry driver is driving 200 penguins to
London Zoo when his lorry breaks
down on the motorway. The driver gets
out of the cab and is looking at the
engine when a second lorry driver
stops in front of him and asks if he
needs help. The penguins' driver
explains that he is taking the penguins
to the zoo and asks if the other man
would take the penguins there. He
agrees. Some hours later, the 2nd lorry
driver drives past the first one, who is
still waiting on the motorway. The
penguins are still on the lorry, and look
happy. "I thought I asked you to take
those penguins to the zoo," shouted
the first driver. The second replied, "I
did, but I had some money left, so
we're going to the cinema now."

Nice joke @poster! I love it!!

ok na

OMG

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