Ishilove:

Like a plastic puzzay/inflatable doll kinda toy? Do we even have those in Nigeria?

I doubt the man will go for that option. The warmth of living flesh cannot be compared to cold, artificial rubber

my sister wetin I wan talk again. Lol

cococandy:
my sister wetin I wan talk again. Lol

The man's problem pass me. He's the 'churcheous' kind so he won't remarry or have a mistress.

He won't get a plastic puzzay

He won't wannk off

Well, I guess he will have to carry heavy balls for the rest of his life

Ishilove:

Like a plastic puzzay/inflatable doll kinda toy? Do we even have those in Nigeria?

I doubt the man will go for that option. The warmth of living flesh cannot be compared to cold, artificial rubber

@bolded, yes we do. Cost ranges from 25,000 to 200k (the more expensive ones have warmers in thier 'puzzays' to simulate the real thing )

A man of that generation might be averse to such practice though. He'll most likely seek younger blood if he's the worldly type or turn to prayer and meditation for succour.

On a side note, I know of an elders night club just opposite the gates of UCH. Minimum age of entry for females is 40, males 50, and the songs there go back as far as Nat King Kole hits. Our man might find something interesting there

5minsmadness:

@bolded, yes we do. Cost ranges from 25,000 to 200k (the more expensive ones have warmers in thier 'puzzays' to simulate the real thing )

A man of that generation might be averse to such practice though. He'll most likely seek younger blood if he's the worldly type or turn to prayer and meditation for succour.

On a side note, I know of an elders night club just opposite the gates of UCH. Minimum age of entry for females is 40, males 50, and the songs there go back as far as Nat King Kole hits. Our man might find something interesting there

Ehen! 200k for a intimacy gadget... Na wa o

This sex matter is a lot more serious than I imagined.

To the side note, 'elder' and 'night club' should not be in the same sentence. It's an oxymoron

Ishilove:

Ehen! 200k for a intimacy gadget... Na wa o

This sex matter is a lot more serious than I imagined.

To the side note, 'elder' and 'night club' should not be in the same sentence. It's an oxymoron

What I found out recently is that anything is available on the streets in this country for your convenience if u really seek it out.


As to your last sentence, why do you think they built the Nite club close to a hospital?

5minsmadness:

As to your last sentence, why do you think they built the Nite club close to a hospital?

Hahahahahahahahahhaa!!


Mscheeew

What a good wife

She should see a gynecologist. Menopause like rightly pointed out comes with low sex drive and other baggage. She actually needs help but she does not realize it.

oluwafreshkid:
It's a simple sumtin nau...
When a player retires, the club simply sings a new and younger player as replacement! Or take the player on loan.

If he can't permanently remarry a new damsel, he should just have one unilag babe outside that will be doing the sumtin for him.
Case closed! Next!

isn't that what grandma said. Read the last paragraph. Meanwhile I hope omo unilag will not kill baba with her energy and libido on bed

stitcheD:
She should see a gynecologist. Menopause like rightly pointed out comes with low sex drive and other baggage. She actually needs help but she does not realize it.

What help does she need again at her age. Mama says she Don taya and he's free to go out. No be una talk say sex is not food .as long as mama has successful children she has done well for herself however it becomes a cause for concern OR worry if a 20 something 30something 40something or 50something says that. At her age her reasons are justifiable. She won't even feel aroused at that age even if baba touches her at her mumu spots.She will be like ejo egbowo oshi kuro Larami.enimilara

5minsmadness:

@bolded, yes we do. Cost ranges from 25,000 to 200k (the more expensive ones have warmers in thier 'puzzays' to simulate the real thing )

A man of that generation might be averse to such practice though. He'll most likely seek younger blood if he's the worldly type or turn to prayer and meditation for succour.

On a side note, I know of an elders night club just opposite the gates of UCH. Minimum age of entry for females is 40, males 50, and the songs there go back as far as Nat King Kole hits. Our man might find something interesting there

lol.you're a funny guy. Baba will feel uncomfortable going there if he's a church person.his church folks will begin to raise eyebrows and he'll be accused of backsliding and engaging in worldly things with children of perdition. They won't understand the peculiarities going on in his home or why he's going there. You know we're Nigerians na
the children too can complain

cococandy:
my sister wetin I wan talk again. Lol

I thought I was the only one.nl Don taya ME sef

crackhaus:

She doesn't seem like she's interested in reviving their sex life...why should he bother then?

At early 50, some women are already losing their interest in sex...seems normal to me I guess.

Well.. Yes the woman doesn't seem to be interested anymore and from what everyone pointed out, it might be the effect of menopause.
But on the other hand the man doesn't sound like someone that will go all out just to satisfy himself, so that still leaves him with the option of making the wife to give in, seeking for medical help or like ishilove mentioned, carrying heavy balls for the rest of his life..
Lol.. I really feel for the man, I pray he finds a solution soon.

KevinDein:
who will wanna get down with a 50 year old woman? Must be the lowest of the lows

Help me ask am...

Definitely not a man who has his head screwed-on right.

Nezzel:


Well.. Yes the woman doesn't seem to be interested anymore and from what everyone pointed out, it might be the effect of menopause.
But on the other hand the man doesn't sound like someone that will go all out just to satisfy himself, so that still leaves him with the option of making the wife to give in, seeking for medical help or like ishilove mentioned, carrying heavy balls for the rest of his life..
Lol.. I really feel for the man, I pray he finds a solution soon.

This shouldn't even be an option for the sake of his mental well-being.

Nezzel:


Well.. Yes the woman doesn't seem to be interested anymore and from what everyone pointed out, it might be the effect of menopause.
But on the other hand the man doesn't sound like someone that will go all out just to satisfy himself, so that still leaves him with the option of making the wife to give in, seeking for medical help or like ishilove mentioned, carrying heavy balls for the rest of his life..
Lol.. I really feel for the man, I pray he finds a solution soon.

My sister, I wonder if elderly women like Florence Ita-Giwa experienced menopause at all. From what I heard that woman is a straff-machine, and she prefers young and energetic men

Ishilove:

Ehen! 200k for a intimacy gadget... Na wa o

This sex matter is a lot more serious than I imagined.

To the side note, 'elder' and 'night club' should not be in the same sentence. It's an oxymoron

It is.People are ready to pay heavily as long as they can get what they dream of.

Ishilove:

My sister, I wonder if elderly women like Florence Ita-Giwa experienced menopause at all. From what I heard that woman is a straff-machine, and she prefers young and energetic men

Menopause reduces libido in women but bodies are not the same and there are some who still have urges into their 60s.There are women who work on theirs too because they see no reason to quit..There are drugs to take care of that.
I'm sure someone like Ita-Giwa will have a sex therapist.She will get lube to take care of dryness and keep herself in top shape.
Women her age who are still in the game prefer young energetic men,of course.What's the point trying with men who have challenges getting it up or can't last 10mins?

Ishilove:

My sister, I wonder if elderly women like Florence Ita-Giwa experienced menopause at all. From what I heard that woman is a straff-machine, and she prefers young and energetic men

She pays them.

crackhaus:

She pays them.

She pays them true, but the fact is she still enjoys sex enough to want to be fvcked

thorpido:
Menopause reduces libido in women but there are women who work on theirs.There are drugs to take care of that.
I'm sure someone like Ita-Giwa will have a sex therapist.She will get lube to take care of dryness and keep herself in top shape.
Women her age who are still in the game prefer young energetic men.

Hmm, thorpido when I'm her age I will work on my own libido too because....

I don't think it's all women who take drugs or have therapists because I recall reading a story about an Italian couple in their 70s. The wife dragged her husband to divorce court because the man was no longer interested in sex. The woman complained they made love just once a week, because her husband was more interested in playing cards with his friends than having sex.

I was like 'shey this granny still has power for nacking'?

What's the point trying with men who have challenges getting it up or can't last 10mins?

At their age I don't think 10mins is bad. Haba, oga thorpido, you want the men to be nacking 30 mins?? They won't reach 60.

psalmz:

She pays them true, but the fact is she still enjoys sex enough to want to be fvcked

Of course.

Ishilove:

Like a plastic puzzay/inflatable doll kinda toy? Do we even have those in Nigeria?

I doubt the man will go for that option. The warmth of living flesh cannot be compared to cold, artificial rubber

How did you know?

Ishilove:

Hmm, thorpido when I'm her age I will work on my own libido too because....

I don't think it's all women who take drugs or have therapists because I recall reading a story about an Italian couple in their 70s. The wife dragged her husband to divorce court because the man was no longer interested in sex. The woman complained they made love just once a week, because her husband was more interested in playing cards with his friends than having sex.

I was like 'shey this granny still has power for nacking'?

At their age I don't think 10mins is bad. Haba, oga thorpido, you want the men to be nacking 30 mins?? They won't reach 60.

Some women don't slow down.
Well 10mins is not worth it with people like Ita-Giwa.That's much below expectations.That's why she jejely chooses young strong men.

crackhaus:

She pays them.

Yes she does but it shows she is still sexually active, which cannot be said for many women of her age

thorpido:
Some women don't slow down.
Well 10mins is not worth it with people like Ita-Giwa.That's much below expectations.That's why she jejely chooses young strong men.

Lmaaaaooooo!! Forward your client's wife's number to the honourable senator let her give the rigid woman some pep talk

Adesiji77:


How did you know?

Lol. Ogbeni Adesiji, I know because I researched it

Ishilove:

Yes she does but it shows she is still sexually active, which cannot be said for many women of her age

An understatement.

That woman even engages in more sex than some women in their 20s and 30s - she fits the profile of nymphomaniac.

crackhaus:

An understatement.

That woman even has more sex than some women in their 20s and 30s - she fits the profile of nymphomaniac.

She IS a nympho. Chidi Mokeme can testify

Ishilove:

She IS a nympho. Chidi Mokeme can testify

Lol, and at 70 she still dey find man to spend the rest of her life with.

She's got the wealth to support her proclivities and this is her saving grace.
I don't know how she would have been quenching her eternal sexual hunger if she didn't have the money to throw around.

Ishilove:

Lol. Ogbeni Adesiji, I know because I researched it

Issokay! The researcher of our time

crackhaus:

Lol, and at 70 she still dey find man to spend the rest of her life with.

She's got the wealth to support her proclivities and this is her saving grace.
I don't know how she would have been quenching her eternal sexual hunger if she didn't have the money to throw around.

Maybe not having money will subdue libido.You know how you feel when there's cash to spend?You feel like i can pay so why can't i get it.