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Politics In Simple Words by Franchise21(m): 11:03pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ' What
is Politics?"
Dad says, " Well son, let me try to explain it
this way; I'm the breadwinner of the family,
so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's
the administrator of the money, so we'll
call her Government. We're here to take
care of your needs, so we'll call you The
People. The Nanny, we'll consider her the
Working Class. And your baby brother,we'll
call him the Future. Now, think about that
and see if that makes sense"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking
about what dad had said. Later that night,
he hears his baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check on him. He finds that the
baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the
little boy goes to his parent's room and
finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting
to wake her, he goes to the room of the
nanny. Finding the room locked, he peeks
in the keyhole and sees his father in bed
with the nanny. He gives up and goes back
to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his
father"Dad, i think i understand the
concept of politics now" The father
says,"Good son, tell me in your own words
what you think politics is all about" The
little boy replies, "Well, while The
Government is sound asleep,Capitalism is
screwing the working class, the people are
being ignored and the future is in deep
shit." |
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