KingCheezyPuff:

...⚡Lies!! But let's say i believe ,which is yer number?

Lalasticlala !!!
...⚡Are you on lunch break
When you come back will you please move my thread 2 fp. Thanks

KingCheezyPuff:
[size=20pt][b]10 Types of Virgin Males[/size]
Yes, Male virgins exist and the come in types

[size=20pt] 1# The Defected Virgin [/size]

There is social stigma attached to male Virginity born out or societies toxic view that
Men HAVE to have sex
That the virginity of a male is defect
The virgin male defective
He is no real man at all

Speculation and wild claims are made about his virgin status
He MUST have a short rod and is too embarrassed to wield it
The virgin man is pathetic,he couldn't even get a woman to have sex with him
He is impotent

The Defected Virgin has suffered these as all virgin males have
but he has internalized the lie, fallen in line with it assuming(accepting) his defection
He is ashamed of his virginity and must rid himself of it quickly!
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[size=20pt] 2# The Slimy Virgin [/size]

Is no virgin at all but a slimy Riccardoella limacum slug(a parasitic slug )
who will tell you he is a virgin just so he doesn’t have to use a condom.
When you present him with a silicon protector he'll push it aside claiming “We don't need to use a condom,I'm a virgin.”
“ I’m clean ,I never had sex before.”
Lies!!
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[size=20pt] 3# The Timid Virgin [/size]

Is so shy he can't even say the word sex without going red in the face.
He wants to have sex but the thought of touching a woman's body and mating with her causes his throat to swell.
When he finally does have sex
he will be embarrassed and slow in getting naked and may want to keep his shirt on during sex
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[size=20pt] 4# The Admirable Virgin [/size]

Is the exact opposite of The Defected Virgin.
He has rejected the notion of defection
He shakes his head at the wild claims and speculations surrounding his virgin status
He has chosen for whatever reason not to have sex at this time.
He's a grown (bleep) man who is capable of deciding what 2 do with his own body.
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[size=20pt] 5# The Convicted Virgin [/size]
Is a subcategory of The Admirable Virgin

He is likely a church boy
A man of faith/religion and has a heart conviction.
He has made a decision to uphold his faith and wait for marriage
Ladies step aside and tempt him not!!!
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[size=20pt] 6# The Romantic Virgin [/size]
…...aka Mr.Romantic
Is also subcategory of The Admirable Virgin

This man has made up his mind that he will give himself to some1 special
when he does have sex it will be meaningful and possibly with his wife.
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[size=20pt] 7#The Teen Virgin [/size]

Despite popular belief all teens are not sneaking out to parties to have sex
Teens are majorly virgin Even at 18-19.
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[size=20pt] 8# The Born Again Virgin [/size]

Is a secondary virgin.
He has become virgin again by ether his faith or by taking a spoken/or unspoken vow of celibacy
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[size=20pt]9 #The over 25 virgin [/size]

Surprised?
Not only do male virgins exsist but there are actually men over 25 who haven't had sex for whatever reason
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[size=20pt] 10# The Technical Virgin [/size]
..…aka The Tease

He has had some sexual experience
He will be receiving head
kissing, touching ,bringing a woman into a heat only to leave her wanting
He even tries to fool the heated female core by giving head
But no penetrative sex so is technically still a virgin
.......⚡Let's see how long he can keep it [/b]

ADEWUMIMichael:

OP PLEASE WE NEED PIXURE

....⚡Kay. Don't whole post quote,thanks

KingCheezyPuff:
.....⚡Uggghh!!! You are no help!

Fidelismaria I made it

Lalasticlala !!! Front page please!!
.....⚡Yer moniker is hard 2 spell I had 2 run down the correct way

Fidelismaria:



U actually did
But I totally disagree wit ur writeup
Dere is ntin lyk male virgin cos no hymen is broken during intercourse

uhm,yer virgin because you haven't engaged in sex,not because you have a Hymen.....⚡

KingCheezyPuff:
uhm,yer virgin because you haven't engaged in sex,not because you have a Hymen.....⚡

adewumiopeyemi:
Tosyne2much no be virgin ooo

Why u dey downgrade me now?

SweetieConstie:
Tosyne.2much, come oo..




Your attention is needed here... Yesterday, you said distinctly that you were waiting for a thread on Male Virgins and here we have one today! Thanks to Kingcheezypuff...

Hahaha roflwkmd So you remember ? This girl sha.. Smh

tosyne2much:
Hahaha roflwkmd So you remember ? This girl sha.. Smh

SweetieConstie:





Lmao! This guy sha.. Smh! Why wouldn't I remember? For your information, I have a very retentive memory so I hardly forget things especially promises... Besides, you made it clear na.. You even said nobody should quote you!

Hahaha *Mouth sealed*

tosyne2much:
Hahaha *Mouth sealed*

KingCheezyPuff:
Lalasticlala !!! Front page ! And I PROMISE I will bake you some cookies .....⚡

abbeyology88:




Haaaah!!! What type of cookies ? ?


Cos I knw 2 types that exist:


1) One from Oven/bakery


2) Anoda that made in the Bedroom

....⚡ so you back disturbing?
Dang! They shoulda banned you for a month!

KingCheezyPuff:
....⚡ so you back disturbing?
Dang! They shoulda banned you for a month!

WindUpMerchant:
how did you do the flash icon?

KingCheezyPuff:
....⚡ so you back disturbing?
Dang! They shoulda banned you for a month!

abbeyology88:




And Used to be my good friend Oooh


*oya, I won't disturb again (specially u)


But, whaaaat!!!! A 30/31 day ban.

Now, am red-faced

You want atonement for yer misdeads?
.....⚡Help me call the mod to fp my thread.

KingCheezyPuff:
You want atonement for yer misdeads?
.....⚡Help me call the mod to fp my thread.

abbeyology88:




Cheezy, even the Mods can't do any pardon to my "misdeeds" (as u said)


But, wait, lemme go and take my fone to call the Mods .

You aren't gonna help me? are you
.....fine!
I wish they'd ban you for a whole year!!

vanquay69:
The Nairaland Virgin, He makes slimy remarks at women old enough to be his Mother and threatens to beat up those whom oppose his arguments when in Reality, He's just an introverted skinny dumb fvck with a pathetic life.

3rdlegxxx:
Just passing through, nice and funny list, i still can't rememeber who i lost my virginity too and when excatly, weird ish... babe if it's meant for front page, it will get there.

it will go!!!
..........⚡
All the threads on female virgins hit Fp this 1 on guys has got 2 it's only fair. Lalasticala !

KingCheezyPuff:
it will go!!!
..........⚡
All the threads on female virgins hit Fp this 1 on guys has got 2 it's only fair. Lalasticala !

3rdlegxxx:


You seem really determined babe, lol, that's funny, all this for Front page, what do you guys get from the Front page deal anyways, i was thinking of asking sometime, maybe there is something that i am missing,,,

oh. It's not Fp but this war of the sexs we wadge here on nairaland
.....⚡

handsam:

.....⚡Hommie I site you

KingCheezyPuff:
.....⚡Hommie I site you