NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: GVT 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon. (iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a very short note on why Aisha Buhari cannot go to the USA.

Your Time Starts Now!!!

13. Write a very short note on why Aisha Buhari cannot go to the USA.

Crap! If we should draft questions for you to answer on the 16 years of PDP misrule, you will abandon your username for new one on nairaland.

Draw a map and locate the following:
1. PMB WAEC certificate
2. Where Oshobaba met Lara
3. The exact location of Ameachi's many billions..

If Buhary claimed he is very poor without any foreign account and assets and with only ONE Million Naira in his account, but he was still able to send three of his children to TOP Universities in the United Kingdom, and the wife could distribute money around the country.


Answer the following questions:

(a) Roughly estimate the poverty indices without considering the hyper-inflation rate in Saint Buhary's family using the present exchange rate of $1 => N360.

(b) With the aid of diagram show the Gini coefficient of Buhary's inequality relative to his pension and retirement benefits.

(c) Relative to Nigeria Gini coefficient, measure the amount of resources at Buhary's disposal considering Aisha's IDP cash donation vis-à-vis the general poverty level in the country.

100 Marks.

Entrance exam for d Wailers.

Categories of successful candidates:
1. Junior wailer(thief)
2. Senior wailer(thief)
3. Chief wailer( thief)

Pls note in this exam: cheating, malpractices and other vices are allowed.

Hmm

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authority2006:
Crap! If we should draft questions for you to answer on the 16 years of PDP misrule, you will abandon your username for new one on nairaland.

Shut up and answer the question

GoodofNaija:
Entrance exam for d Wailers.

Categories of successful candidates:
1. Junior wailer(thief)
2. Senior wailer(thief)
3. Chief wailer( thief)

Pls note in this exam: cheating, malpractices and other vices are allowed.

Is that the best you can do ??

.......... Now run along