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| 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 5:54pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Not every prince is charming. Sometimes your prince can be such an a**hole, you end up breaking up with him. A popular saying: “You have to kiss a few frogs before you find your prince.” This holds true for many Nigerian girls. We have to go through several Yoruba demons before we find our Nigerian angel. It is utterly exhausting. These are the things every Nigerian girl does after a breakup (a breakup ritual really): 1. Deleting galore The first thing to succumb to the deleting galore is the phone number. Then we remove all the pictures and then delete them off social media. I call this move “deleting them from your universe”.
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 5:57pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
2. Waterworks We may not cry in front of people because “Big girls don’t cry” But trust me, the waterworks come through at some point. Maybe in the shower or when we’ve had too much to drink with our girlfriends.
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Tolexander: 6:01pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
I dey follow..... |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by PRESTIGERYHME(f): 6:05pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by holluphemydavid(m): 6:06pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Hmmmmmm, but deleting me by my ex from all her social media or fone doesn't make her to forget abt me easily, wot if it happens dat ur yoruba demon whom you deleted or blocked from all d social media will be of help to u tomorrow, hw will u contact him, no matter wot, I can neva delete my ex or block her on social media all in d name I wnt to forget abt her so easily, my point though, different strokes for different folks 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 6:07pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
3. Stalking Just because we deleted them off our social media accounts doesn’t mean we don’t keep tabs on our exes. They may even be chatting with us via our totally new accounts. 2 Likes
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Abydehme(m): 6:08pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
holluphemydavid:True talk bro, I still keep contacts of all my ex you never can tell there might be help she will render to me in the future and I might as well be of help to her...... 1 Like |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 6:08pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
4. Drunk texting In the pre-waterwork stage, we may accidentally text, email or call the ex. This happens if they did the breaking up. But we’re usually back to our “big girl” status and mentality when we sober up. 1 Like
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 6:10pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
5. Upgrading a bro from the friend zone They say the easiest way to get over an old guy is to move on to a new one. And believe me, many Nigerian girls have friend zoned dozens of guys. We just promote one guy from the zone to relationship. http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/nigerian-girl-breakup/?geoip Cc:Lalasticlala 4 Likes
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Abydehme(m): 6:11pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:As a guy I have also mistakenly done these twice...... In the morning I later check my call records and call them both back that it was a mistake |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by holluphemydavid(m): 6:11pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:LOL, guess I will be promoted someday |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Abydehme(m): 6:13pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
holluphemydavid:Phemy Baba God will pick up your call someday..... |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by holluphemydavid(m): 6:17pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Abydehme:Amin ooooo loruko Jesu |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Nobody: 6:20pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
@OP, so many Nigerian girls are silly. They do not know what they want actually. Only few are cool! 2 Likes |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 6:24pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
DeeTus:
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by SwissSteve(m): 6:43pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
holluphemydavid:She said what girls do! Not what people do  holluphemydavid:She said what girls do! Not what people do |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by SwissSteve(m): 6:50pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
holluphemydavid:But you GATS study hard bro |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Abydehme(m): 6:57pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
holluphemydavid:Lolzzzzz See as you rush claim the Prayer, any man will do same sha cos this Bukola girl na real pretty lady..... |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 7:06pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Abydehme:He was not talking about me bro, he was talking about the lady that is friendzoning him |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui: Dis girl haff kill me.. |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 7:25pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
discoprophet:What I do? |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by FreeSpirited: 8:04pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Going on a one night stand. Posting pictures with guys and male colleagues Dressing to impress , to show they are doing fine. |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by bussicutie(f): 9:02pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
This post is so 100% true lol... Thumbs up op  1 Like |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Ellidude(m): 9:15pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:And destroy his heart I guess. |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Abydehme(m): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:Adebukola are you sure he is not talking about you and Phemmy come and clear yourself |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Ellidude:What do you mean |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by Ellidude(m): 9:25pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
mizzbouqui:#JustKidding. |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by mizzbouqui(f): 9:33pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Ellidude:Hmph |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by sanyahkod(m): 11:26pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
Wetin concern some girls with heartbreak or breakup...some no send u @ all. I duff my hat for these sets. Thank God our mizzbouqui isn't like them 
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| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by heryurh(m): 11:32pm On Jul 29, 2016 |
The word "dating" alone makes me wanna puke |
| Re: 5 Things Every Nigerian Girl Does After A Breakup. by passionate87(m): 12:35am On Jul 30, 2016 |
Na guyz without gf some gals go wan Friend zone na, before a gal friend zone me I Don delete zone her no time to waste, I really sorry for Mr nice guyz. even for those friend zone guys some of them wan just eat and wash mouth comot. |
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