amzee:

Mr pokenose. How is this your business?

amzee:

When did you escape from the psychiatric hospital?

Bruh, you mumu gan ooo!!!



My guy, LastMumu sef no mumu reach you



You don see razor blade wey don rust before?? Yeah, Na so your head blunt like that razor blade!!!

McBrooklyn:



Bruh, you mumu gan ooo!!!



My guy, LastMumu sef no mumu reach you



You don see razor blade wey don rust before?? Yeah, Na so your head blunt like that razor blade!!!

Cunninlinguist:
#ignored

RaDaZaBaNa:
Oh yes,,, am here ....

Classcaptain, another story....

Nigga you dey para oo

cc enigurl ,fabulocity and other series lovers

ClassCaptain:
Ku ku ku ku ku ku (drum rolls )

Food no dey.... Broda eh water no dey

and our country no good oo, everyday for thief, one day for owner oo


rich man wey steal money , omo dem no see their face for crime ......

poor man wey steal maggi. Omo dey go show him face for........


Mr president......



This African china (where the guy dey naw sef ) song best describe the kind situation wey i find myself for this economy....

This life of garri and rice everyday don tire me... No food, no clothe, no nothing, only me ,dija boobs and my vaseline to comfort my in this echoes of hard times and nonsense change

Sometimes i do wake up from sleep that i am sleeping in the middle of the night, naked and sob bitterly about my condition as it pain me from the heart and i do reason , hope witches in my village are not fanning themselves with my picture..

Nothing wey i no do to meet up... I play bet , play bet, collect bet numbers from mad man, play aja nsare e no work .... Na one ., one game go dey spoil slip



I try yahoo yahoo, my laptop first spoil, maga no gree pay... Oyinbo go dey post me say next week i will pay... Even indian wey i try scope dey yarn

Dont worry mr presidential aide, we would buy yi the oil reserve., u are gotta to be ri very very patienti with us '

I do menial works and the rest.... All seem fruitless..

I try music , producer chase me comot studio .... Football nko,


I buy goya oil, do anointing pray , fast , go night vigil. Na so so come and be teaching nursery two pupils job dem day offer me...

So when i saw that facebook post that fateful day, urging young and cute guys who are looking forward to lubricate the engine of sugar mummies with a renumeration of 100k and above, i no need any T b joshua or even bother to give it a second thought before making the move

..shior...

Ase na move when go turn my life around i go make...

RaDaZaBaNa:
Oh yes,,, am here ....

Classcaptain, another story....

Nigga you dey para oo

cc enigurl ,fabulocity and other series lovers

Baba..try dey call me when captain class wa starts a story

Teniolasmart:
Egbon classcaptain.....i am begging u ooooooooooo to include me in the story(my name abi monika)anything nairalanders call if cos if u don't i will ban u when i become a nairaland moderator in future(don't tell anyone segun is planning to sell nairalanders to me ooooooooooo.):p8-)

who be segun

Jarizod:
who be segun

Teniolasmart:
no mind my phone.....the prediction setting dey on.....i meant seun(founder of nairaland)

I know..was just kidding

Okaakoko:
another story, nice one. well done Classcaptain.
as for African China, I know where the guy dey. na fine the guy just dey fine, he is somewhere in Lagos. I don't like as the guy no dey sing again.

tollytexy:
You're a crazy boy lol

ClassCaptain:
Episode Four

I walked 23 kilometers to the Church and was welcomed by the sisters who regarded me as a lost sheep who has traced his steps....

Brother boo, thank the heavens,where av you been ?

I sha find one excuse give am and she sha smile one kind smile.... Na she know if she like make she think say i day lie


Service has not started ni sister blessing ?.... I asked the service leader..

Yes brother boo, brother theophilus just took bro matthew and bro barthelomew with bro nicodemus car to go and buy fuel at bro nebudcanezzar 's station... Lets be patient... In the book of....


Eh hu... I just asked wen service will start na him dem carry sermon give me ... Cant wait to get out of this place...

Immediately dem come back, on gen, na him i find better spot charge my tecno N1 ....All through out the service when people dey sing, some dey dance enter trance and some dey fall down , me i just dey back dey observe if the phone dey charge...

At one point, pastor edward be dey look me one kind and threw various subliminal jabs at me , through the message he gave, me i no send him papa potbelly...

immediately my phone full like this ... Wen i see say e enter 100 percent even though my service no finish.., na him i comot...
...

As i was going on the way , na him so people distribute crusade stuff give me.... Theme : Forget the shortcut...

As i see say dem don go, na him i tear the thing... Forget the shortcut kor, forget the desktop folder ni....

I trekked back to my house only to meet light ... I con dey question myself why i carry body go church....

Me i no know say e get something wey God wan make i grab from the message and crusade card i collected that day ;( :-/..

Dog wey go lost., go kuku deaf to hunter whistle...


I got home to check the chat, only to see like 10 messages from this dude

ClassCaptain:
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