Bros, I found the recipe to scoring literally any chick your heart desires: just be one of the best soccer players in the world worth a cool $280 million and kind of look like a tan wax statue. Pretty straight forward, right? Ready, BREAK!

Fucking Ronaldo, man. The dude looks like he hasn’t had a carb since 2006, which is coincidently the last time he put on a shirt. So it makes sense that he recently posted up by a pool in Miami this weekend to flaunt his physique and casually pick up the hottest chick at the resort. Just by sitting down and breathing.Her identity has yet to be confirmed, but she resembles Kate Hudson with the backside of Amber Rose.

I guess this shouldn’t come as a surprise to me. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and revisit 10 of Cristiano’s alleged old flames. Compare them to your top 10 if you want to cry over your mobile phone.

Karina Bacchi – Brazilian Actress who posed for Playboy.

Bipasha Basu – Bollywood Actress

Gemma Atkinson – Lingerie Model

Raffaella Fico -Beauty Queen

Irina Shayk — Super model

Isabel Figueira — Portuguese actress

Luciana Abreu — Portuguese singer

Broken leg will break everything.

Alice goodwin

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Broken leg will break everything.

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Imogen Thomas — Model

the man is GAY as a tutti frutti, and all of this is just pretence. here is the important photos with his Moroccan lover that he flew to see every week in Morocco during the season!

it is well known that gay men will date the most beautiful women, in order to try hide their sexuality and pass as "proper" alpha male hetero. thats the same BS that Ricky martin did for years (dating some of the finest women out there) before confessing... furthermore, while dating these beauties, they both decided to have children by surrogate mothers, like most gay men do. CR7 should stop the charade and come out the closet